Finished Folds (61—80)
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4per origami swan. Then Daddy gets all mad bc the folds are never right, then he wants me to walk down to the 7-11 & buy 3 more cases of PBR. Things could be worse, right?
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6You could almost hear the crickets. In a desperate panic, he did the one thing he vowed never to do again, on stage. He yelled at the DJ to play "Superfreak". The tunes came on &
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3someone tried to put Squawkers in a sandwich, &then that crazy bird came back as a phoenix?! That's awesome writing, giggled Cap'n Kirk. Spock, come see this, they put Squawkers in
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5Child: "Why do you keep answering my questions with questions?" Adult: "Why do u think I am?" Child; "I think this is a ruse." Adult: "WTF is ruse?" Child walks away, adult runs
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4and decided to watch Animal Planet, then he could figure out what to do with the platypus. Ms Jones became annoyed, bc this was not how she planned her day. "RU going 2 f**k me or
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3y cup that held enough vodka to get a giraffe drunk. Benji formulated a plan that would make John Gacy cringe. First, Benji would lure his dad into the circus tent by
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2s on his head, kind of like Sailor Moon or was it Pikachu? My god, what's wrong with my son? I decided to do the right thing and have a stash of non cartoon porn in the basement,
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4I swear, keeping up with the Jones' sucks. Pinterest? Who has time to do that kind of crap? I mean, yeah, I felt bad my kid got beat up for brown-bagging lunch, but come on!
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2the spiderweb would most likely live. As for me, I decided to stay on the web &watch the show. It was pretty awesome at 1st, kids screaming&crying. I'm not afraid, Im Peter Parker.
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4I'm so confused about all this sexuality talk. When we were kids it was simple, you put on the fake raccoon mascot head, hide out in the bushes and try to find someone else in a
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4song to end! Who doesnt love Rebecca Black songs over and over? My coworkers for one! Whenever I sing it, theyve started to throw things at me. 1st it was paperclips, then it was
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2Damnit! the lever got stuck. Yellow Hippo &Pink Hippo 8 all the marbles, while my freaking neck wont go back in. I'm starving! Great, Little Billy is done playing now, wtf am I
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4What a bunch of gutter brains. So, I'm all excited to go to the party with my "donkey punch" & I guess I was the only one thinking it really was a drink, bc when I walked in, u
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3I've seen in months, since that fish incident. How was I supposed to realize that "la pesca" meant no fishing in Spanish, I read it as "One Peso", so I left a peso by the sign.
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5So, I bought some glitter, poster board &colored Sharpies. Cheering signs make everything better, I had no idea where to start. The BronieConvention was banned, & I had to do some
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3wtf?! How many gold bullion pieces did she have?! My little sister saw me raiding her stash, & said "Oh, it's over now, U have no idea who I am or what I can do" Nervously I laugh
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3attempt to steal the secret recipe. Bobby Flay wasnt falling for it. "It's a family secret" Rachel wasnt giving up, she knew the only things Bobby uses R peppers & chilies in ever
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5With that, the John Wayne Gacy clown jumped out from behind the tuba player and started chasing the audience. Scariest day of my life! Oh the horror! Never, ever trust a clown...
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2bc who knows what would happen next? First the hamster looks all cute and cuddly, then it sneezes, then it attacks your jugular and UR screwed. My faithful canine, PB, did the righ
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0Angela turned around and gave a look that scared the beejeezus out of me. Then w/o a moments hesitation, she took my favorite mechanical pencil & stabbed her Mead spiral notebook