Finished Folds (601—620)
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2they wandered into Banana Republic. The leader of the tribe ooohed and aaaahed at the overpriced linen shirts and khaki shorts. "Um, may I help you?" a size 0 blonde asked them.
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2Dante's Inferno. Yeah, I put it to music years ago, so I could remember it. I really don't like grapefruit juice, unless there is a ton of cotton candy flavored vodka in it.
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3the small fairy children were sewing their little wings off. Bigby knew he was in trouble. He shouted "NO MAYO! USE MIRACLE WHIP!" Everyone knows it's creamier and tastes
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3Disneyland, but they asked me to change my shirt, (apparently, they have a no-parrot feather rule). So, we're all dressed up like we're getting GlamourShots taken, when Julio says
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2try to chew the can open with my mouth! I needed that can of lima beans. How could I possibly finish the 16 layer bean casserole w/o it? I mean it WAS the top layer.
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5hoped for the best. Damn clown lied, the hummus did not catch on fire, but it make the roasted red pepper flavoring even yummier! I tried to find the pita chips, but could not
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3the Pin The Tail on The Donkey game, and the fuse was lit. We waited with our hands over our ears for the "KA-BOOM"-- but it never happened. After looking at the fuse, we noticed
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5Phew! At least he didn't say 'no hay más pantaloons', to me, like he did at the last Christmas party...can you say awkward? I was excited to start my new promotion, and I loved
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2irty in the flower beds. All Brandon had to do is drink the KoolAid and then chew on the grape flavored BubbleYum. He doesn't like grape gum? Are you f'n kidding me?! Thats the
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9As I crawled into the hole, I wasn't afraid, I was anxious to find the socks that keep disappearing. I wandered around and found some old Skittles candy, some thumbtacks and OMG
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3colored scarves and a rabbits foot. Damnit, this is that old magician's hat, not the fun bag I was hoping for. Nonetheless, the scarves were nice and colorful and started to
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3From all that ice cream? Brain freeze is the worst! As I lay in the middle of the dogsled trail, I thought of Lucille, my beloved goldfish, who would take care of her if my brain
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3I was balled up under the table with my 3 Muskateers bar. I loved them, & there was no way I was going to share it. I did see Cher eyeing my chocolate earlier, no way. Its mine.
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3"No reindeer games for you, because Fosty is coming to town." Kommy the Komodo dragon sneered - Frosty was his nemesis, ever since that bobbing for pineapples incident.
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5s. "If you're not going to let me wear it, then there is no way YOU'RE going to!" Mr Green screamed. Everyone knows that Mr Green looked better in dresses and than Scarlett.
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8Wally turned red in horror. How could he have said THAT? It's not a common mistake, not even close. The moment the word left is mouth he knew. What he meant to say was "poutine"
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6pyramid schemes in the parking lot of Target. How could this have happened to our sleepy little town? The only way to get answers would be go to the Grand Poobah and plead for
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5and the shoes! What was up with those scary puppets though? After a strict diet of seaweed, baby shrimp and fruit (for fear of getting scurvy) Marvin was ready to go back home.
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4and so were her undies! She walked tall & proud into the party, and she was the best looking Donald Duck in the sea of Miley Cyrus look a likes. Everyone knows Donald has no pants
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6a Tab Cola!" "Tab, really?" the waiter giggled. This put Dave Grohl into a black rage. He stood up from the table, flung back his stringy hair and grabbed the closest utensil