Finished Folds (621—640)
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4to learn the MC Hammer Dance! Even at 3 years old, I knew the humiliation of putting on those gold lame pants and dancing around our living room. How can I ever face the gang at
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2Wander over to the cabinet and grab the bottle of Mr Clean. The Hand blushed, and grabbed the kitchen cleaner. The Hand had a thing for bald men, always has, that was the downfal
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2That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to
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1lured into a false sense of security. Do you know what Evil Kittens do at night? The practice their ninja skills, they go through your medicine cabinets, they steal change out of
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6I didn't feel like wearing pants today. Maybe a skirt? or those short-shorts? No! Today is the day! It's Pantaloons Day! I tried to remember where I put them...
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6I looked around. I recognized the swing set and the beer pong table, but the flat screen TVs and the Whack A Mole game were definitely new, and the smell of fresh cut basil
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3A potato, some shoelaces, one earring and some Juicy Fruit gum...that was my plan. That's all I need to destroy the
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1little old lady that I met on the street. I traded the goats for a microwave pepperoni pizza and a bottle of Orangina. Pretty good trade, eh? The goats were smelly, and they
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2The hairy neon orange monster, that lived in my closet as a kid has returned. He wasn't the same now, instead of reading me parts of "The American Who Taught the Japanese" He now
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4turn into a Hostess Snack Cake if I'm not home by midnight." It was a very tempting offer, so I decided to stay. Who cares if I'm turned into sugary goodness? What to wish for?
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2The yummy fruit punch sprayed the back of my throat, from my gun shaped thermos. The sun was beginning to set, and I knew I had to find the sacred foosball tables before dark.
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8Very short fingernails. For the longest time I tried to master the balloon-giraffe-flower hat. It never worked, it was giraffe part that always threw me off, how do clowns do it?
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1The Nobel Piece Prize trophy, this would be the perfect place for his cat, Winkers, ashes. What a good kitty, she never even saw that alligator.
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3Thrilled to pieces that the damn flowers were gone! The flowers took up too much space, especially when she's trying to grow all that medical glaucoma plants. She invested way
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3The hairy face of the Yeti! Who could have guessed this big hairy beast has the moves like Jagger, the mooooooooves like Jagger? I was mesmerized, I couldn't move, I couldn't
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7Stuck to the ice. How long have I been on this iceberg? Why did I wear my best Prada skirt out here in the first place? I tried to rip the fine Italian leather, weeping with
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5wonderful squishy strawberry fishy-goodness! I prefer "Screaming Yellow Zonkers" and "Nerds" but this will have to do. Once my sugar high kicked in, I jumped into my bat mobile
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1shaved his head, dyed his eyebrows and started singing Michael Jackson tunes. Such a show-stopper, that one. The sad part is, I still needed to buy tickets for his show, no freeb
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0but after waving a slice of Velveeta Cheese in front of the mythical creature's nose, she woke. She was a little miffed that I didn't bring any Nacho Cheese Doritos, but agreed to
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3So, I just hovered and stared at the yellow-happy glow of the porch light, it made me think of simpler times, when I was a young larva learning all the tools of moth-dom.