Finished Folds (421—440)
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6understood me in a deep emotional level. And so I took her to the Hoover Dam and proposed to her. She said yes. And my heart rejoiced, as this was the beginning of
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0garbage and shit littering my front yard. So I called my boyfriend with the excuse that he would get laid once finished the job.
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5I was 45, I had figured out a way to get my revenge. I was going to need these ingredients:
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3ass bowie knife. As the wasp approached the lion, it became apparent that the so called King of the Jungle, was in fact a big fat lazy man-baby, who was helped by Simba's mom in
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3rang. It was The queen of England, "How do you do?" She asked. "Well, but why are you calling a phone booth in Albuquerque, Your Highness?"
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6The point of the theory behind the Spacial Obesity Program is that, anybody that tries to overcome the urge of stuffing their fat faces with Hot Chilli Pancakes while travelling at
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1"No, you can't", replied Papa Smurf angrily to the question "Is it ok if I
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3, and his rice wasn't really rice, I raced through the desert streets. With Aunt Jemimah's location on my GPS, I stole a car GTA style, and drove off to the location marked on the
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0it as an offence. "Yeah, see if you like that, Aleister Crowley clown look-a-like!" As he choked on his own vomit,
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2chauffeur, "I know of a secret place, where we can escape this madness", Fred looked up to him, "what are you saying?" he asked, "I love you Fred" and Fred's chauffeur lifted him
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1"why does this shit always happen to me?" he cried, as I looked past him, to his sister, that was biting into a frozen artichoke. "God that's hot" I mumbled. Rod looked up "what ar
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4a certain je-ne sais-quoi that other languages have. That feeling of manliness you get when speaking German or
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7waxing my inner thighs. "I thought that had been a gift!" I exclaimed. "No the gift was for me, have a chance to look at your rosy and soft thighs..." the doctor sighed. "It'll be
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4and lonely. Years later, Hercules' evil twin would remember this event as the day that
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2the commander barked. "WE'LL NEVER TELL YOU!" Screamed Andy the sous-chef, as he threw the giant pot of boiling lard towards the fascist pigs Special Ops.
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2the big fat flea bag she was, crashing into the back of a pickup truck, that sped off into the sunset.
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5That day my girlfriend gave me that little box, she told me "don't open it till you arrive in Scotland" And so as I landed in Glasgow, I found out the reason she
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3against fast food joints that served crappy tasteless soggy pancakes. And so our first target was that
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4She was his 7th grade math teacher. She had just trampled over a dead cow. Boy did she look hotter than ever. James pointed to his burger, as to tell her "hey, want a bite?"
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4The same magazine I would find myself writing for a year later. The irony, I thought, well it's always better than writing for that ridiculous and pathetic magazine called