Finished Folds (401—420)
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2'nt sure what to do with the guy who used to be the king of comedy, but was now the king of awkward and shitty movies. So they lifted Eddie Murphy up and told him
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2the moment i was about to get to second base with a hot brazilian chick, my new tool just plainly melted and dribbled down my left thigh. The hot sun and salty water had
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1way of knowing who my family members are since i got that lobotomy when i was 5. Hopefully one day they'll stop bothering and stop calling me for these family photo "opportunities"
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3regretted saying that, as he knew Zeus could find him anywhere and strike him with his powerful thunderball technique He had recently learned at that
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4escape your miserable little life and come join me in a voyage across the seas, and I'll promise to make you a real woman. Hope you don't mind being seen dating a robot, but
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3tie her shoelaces. After a while a little box dropped from a hole in the machine, it read "Please put
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3and you are starting to annoy me, every bloody night I have to suffer your sleep walking and talking, I'm fed up!" And so her mom took her to a specialist
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0pressing charges for sexual assault, and as we have evidence from a security camera, you'll be sure to have plenty of time to connect dots in jail, you sick little man!" Jimmy knew
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0Ass Ventura was called on emergency, he came and stole the show with his wisecracks and anecdotes and tried to use a weasel as a ventriloquist dummy, which ripped his ear apart.
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2"no you idiots", said Terry appearing from nowhere, "thats the neighbours pet monkey" And so Abba and Kyle went back to being a couple of 40 year old virgins. The End.
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3so I had to come up with an excuse, "Magda's parrot did it" was what came out of my mouth when she found out. Her eyes flared like the pits of hell, and i felt something
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2was looking forward to a possible intimate moment with him, and so Ralph regretted those words when the coach said "Ralph, I order you to take a shower with Tommy!". Tommy was wait
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3like hell, but as she sat there bewildered, she started feeling hungry, and as nobody was looking, she took the shit banana split and made herself comfortable
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1debris and all of her jewels and panties landed right next to me. I took the stuff, and headed home, went into ebay, sold everything, and made myself a fortune. I kept a red panty
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2for. They dreamed of one day being caressed by her flaccid arms. and go on a summer holiday with her and her red mini bikini. Too bad that was all a dream, as in the real world
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1years later I would find out that these puppets were actually being used for brain-washing kids, so to create a sub-species of mentally challenged Communist slaves.
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1shirt flying on his broom, "Wait!" I cried, "Help me!" I begged him. The Witch Doctor crash landed on the ankle, which definitely was broken now. And said "what is your need?"
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2food. If you are, you'll go take a leak, and come back to the movie, the lard and sweat in your body should keep you alive at least until they release Kill Bill 3.
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3These were all questions that would never be revealed for another 2000 years. Jesus took his father and made him promise not to tell anyone a little secret he had kept for a very
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2book, stacked high up in a shelf. And as they flipped the pages, they thought of how they could combine cookies and golden showers. And in the process created the Urine Crumble Pie