Finished Folds (381—400)
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5had had enough. The matriarch stomped with disapproval, and all the herd crushed him to death. Apparently he had told that stupid joke years ago, and the elephants hadn't forgotten
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4One day Robin made a visit, claiming that Batman suffered from penis envy, and that he had threatened to chop his off, if Robin didn't stop parading his manhood about. Dr.Ruth came
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5The video was a hit! It sold over 2m copies. Although due to the scantily clad dancers in the background, it was abolished in some fundamentally religious countries, and was
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2a man-child all the way through, and nothing in this world could separate him from his dream of living in a bouncy castle and having his own clue-finding blue dog.
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6horseradish sauce, and accompanied by sautéed wild dog tongue. And if washed all down with a nice glass of 1997 Merlot De La Maison, then this gastronomical experience is just
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5And in fact it was, as i found out. Helga had been transformed into a goat by a witch, and was now leading a rebellion against
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3, who had a rather unique way of whispering to sharks. He would pretend to be a seal, and when the shark got close enough he'd punch it's lights out. And so he repaired its tooth
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2would win 7 nights at the Bangkok Sheraton, and a tour of the city's Red Light District. I got second, all I won was a shitty motel on the outskirts of the city, infected with
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2your castle has expired it's eat by date!" I flung the professor against a rotting column of sausage, that fell on top of him, killing them both. Months later i married a hot dog.
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4girls mother wanted to believe, but she knew that once those 16 little brats would come to this world, her daughter would be nagging her day in and day out, as she would need help
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2while Rome burned I thought to myself, what a great day to sing and rejoice, so I played my fiddle gayly up and down the hills. The sun was shining, birds were singing, and the sme
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4after 40 minutes of credits, what the director had wanted to keep as a special treat for super nerds like him. The-making-of of the Special Extended Edition with never before seen
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3Although almost in their 70's, The Rolling Stones remain one of the most loved Rock n Roll bands. The secret of their longevity is tied to the fact
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3sprinkle in a teaspoon of ground garlic, make a nice spliff out of it and you've got the most powerful halucinogenic ever created. Smoke that shit up and you'll be
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6wartime stories with the still living. And so they came up with a plan, bring these geriatric spectres some nice
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4car, he noticed it was his mom. Oh shit, he was in trouble. He left a goodbye note. And that was the last time we ever heard from him.
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3meerkat, who stood up, looked around, then stared at me for a few seconds and went back into his hole. Heartless meerkats. The armadillo scratched my face once again and
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2so i offered her my Chapstick, and in return she gave me a hot pocket. Inside it I found a crumpled piece of paper that said "Made in China, Approved by Oprah." I asked her what i
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9his hopes of becoming a paper airplane pilot. Everything had happened so fast, while he was distracted gazing at the clouds, he was hit in the head by a PA9000 model, which had
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2it had such an appealing marketing campaign, that even the poor Indians living in a New Delhi slum, had waited for weeks at the door of the local Apple store. Braving the heat and