Finished Folds (121—140)
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6armpits, according to Jungle Constitution. Also, human males pretending to be monkeys, see Tarzan, shall not interact, approach or lie with gorillas, chimps, or any other ape"
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5the scale didn't collapse under her weight, which made her reconsider dieting. But in the end, a good look in the mirror and the thought of never getting married made Helga
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4all the positions of the book 'Kama Sutra for lonely men'. He was amazed at how many different ways one could have babies with himself. Until he realized something was missing,
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2deafness that afflicted me, so instead he made me drink a concoction he made with various herbs, and soon I was 'visualizing' what he meant: a huge purple elephant spoke to my mind
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7The aliens brought Ronald to their home planet and made him a god, but Ronald didn't know how to make Happy Meals, and they quickly realized that. So, instead he was turned into
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2, so he decided the sensible thing to do was record the scene and post it online. 'Drunk Old Woman' got 500000 views on its first day, Pa finally had the upper hand on Grannie
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5was so good that we simply had seconds, and engorged on that saucy warm goo which filled our very souls with happiness. At that point we were so lost that we didn't notice the
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5simply looked on and said "To achieve true well being it's important to release yourself from all fears and taboos" And so Tiffany laid back, but the masseur choked on the toering
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5, so she went to Paris, Texas and started a Risky Business: she bought Twelve Monkeys and made them do a bit of Trainspotting. Amelie quickly realized that There Will Be Blood, so
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4So I went and took my smug, egotistical, self centered, pompous ass for a walk. All around me stared and marvelled at my genius and wisdom, one even knelt before me
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7so I took one end of the wire and gave it a good pull, and all the bones reassembled and formed a gigantic skeleton resembling a mutant chimera
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3decided to spend a couple of months with the Amish while writing my book of jokes. It turned out that not only did they tell the best yo mama jokes, but were also very keen
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2asparagus. I then put the exhibit in my front room and charged 20$. 'Walt Disney's Head on a Giant Asparagus' was a hit. And I became great friends with him. Walt would give me adv
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6breakdown..... "Major Tom, this is Ground Control, don't open the box of sweets" But it was too late and since my hands were stuck in the box of sweets, I floated in a most peculia
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4"This script is worthy of an oscar! I shall call Al Pacino and Meryl Streep for the lead roles!" With that Ron Pearlman turned red and and two stumps grew on his forehead
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4In a past life I must have been a really bad boy because in this life I'm a really good boy but only really bad things happen to me. Either that or I'm just
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3I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt of a big fluffy spaceship manned by little fluffy aliens. Everything was pink and smelled of marshmallows. The aliens looked like
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9r, whose name was Edmund Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, decided it was a good idea to send Jimmy to the top 10 longest placenames in the world and report the happenings
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2plosive Buns video came out, it finally put Richard Simmons in his place. What I lacked in infectious enthusiasm I made up with my secret Power Yoga™ technique
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7"Is this your tongue sir?" pointing at the pink slab of flesh lying on the counter. "Hnghhh, hnnmmg" I put my tongue back in, "That's much better, thanks, I'll have an Americano