Finished Folds (121—140)
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6Of course, I'm not vegan - so I replaced the water with
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3What is it with some countries that encourage the dehumanization of certain subsets of their society? This is the 21st Century. That these idiots can torture teenagers and openly
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2I don't care what He says. When the computer voice is singing in Daft Punk's "Up All Night," it sounds like it's singing, "we'll rub a Mexican lucky."
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2What do you think those of us in Silicon Valley are thinking when we read the following headline:
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5A new social network for positive messages only kicked me out after one post. They thought this wasn't positive: "I like how everything is orange here ... very Jim Jones-esque."
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3On the far left, the Orion's belt looking three spots partially obscured by clouds are, from the top: South Bend, Fort Wayne (where I was born) in Indiana, and Lima, Ohio. It's a
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3We buy it in bulk - from Fingerhut. You don't want to know what it is. Seriously.
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4On a much-deserved date with the spouse at a new place. New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" is playing in the background.
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4We had zombies before zombies were cool.
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2About that pod the CW network uses to grow the cast members for its TV series,
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2These two join Bert & Ernie and Peppermint Patty & Marcie in my childhood pantheon of same-sex couples. They are
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7I have Michael Bublé's "Russian Unicorn" stuck in my head.
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2This is worth it for the kitty attack.
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3So, the Brits are weirder than I thought. In the 1800s, they purposely changed their accent to be more foo-foo.
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7No government should ever be in the business of killing its own citizens. This is doubly so when the government gets to set the rules about which people it is allowed to round up
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2If you are going to criticize someone - feel free to criticize the weaknesses of their convictions or the content of their character with abandon, but when you focus your attack on
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2Rich took Joey to work today - I got home... and no dog greeted me.
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2The sound of kids laughing and playing in the park pisses me off with envy. The only reminders I have of my childhood are stretch marks, herpes and chronic
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1Too bad this was discovered after they were doused with Purell, making them clever, but dead, bastards.
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2were added to used kitty litter and rainwater to make the best cosmetic mud masks in the tri-state area.