Finished Folds (21—40)
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4bucket and spade so I could begin making sand castles. The sand was a little dry, but I found that by spitting on it I could make it wet enough for architectural purposes. After
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6also highly destructive, but after due consideration I elected to go with the soufflé. It proved difficult to get the timing right, and I detonated at least five by mistake before
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7wallop a few balls and get my body temperature up a bit, although I still shivered so much that I kept sending the ball into the trees. My score for the first hole was more than
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4men's lavatory attendant and forced her way to the urinals last year. She didn't win, but she tried really hard, and isn't that what the modern Olympics is all about? I had entered
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1Her horribly deformed toes, naturally. I dreaded seeing her without shoes - in fact, I dreaded seeing her shoes too! It must have been so painful for her, especially when she fell
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4"I'm good," replied Jay. "EXCELLENT," I laughed in a sinister fashion, "EVERYTHING IS FALLING INTO PLACE. YOU MAY BEGIN YOUR QUESTIONS." "When did you first want to become an evil
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1Admiral Dönitz was furious, dreading the moment when he'd have to admit this loss to the Führer. He played B-3, which missed completely. Our next attack on the Nazi army was
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3ticked and then detached itself from the mutant's hips and grew into a thirty-foot tall robot. "I am the Thirdlegadroid," said the robot. This was a more formidable force than
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3smelled too bad, just a little ripe. The government appointed an officer to retrieve and clean the laws from the MGDM&LB machine, named Mr Twigg. But Twigg was corrupt, changing
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3out of my hand luggage, before running through the first class compartment laughing; the first-class passengers soon joined in. I was furious at them all giggling at my pants, and
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1Port with grease and stale sweat whenever they travelled overseas on one of their Top Gear specials. In its place was a new show about driving very slowly, called
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4certainly made the news - my ex-wife had been carrying on an affair with a newspaper editor, and he started putting headlines on the front page saying I was
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4just like the time he contracted gastroenteritis from bad prawns. One commenter said it was the most disturbing thing they'd ever seen, except possibly for that website where
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4ordered him to remove the pie from his mouth and reassemble it so I could use it again on another slave later. Later, I began his training as a member of my elite glutton army, for
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6-elp me, if anyone gets in my way, they're getting a one-way ticket to a hole six feet under," he yelled. He ran upstairs to confront his so-called neighbors about the sounds, but
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3He had a contact address for him, and I went to see him. I explained to Mr Brown how I'd found him, and he replied that Mr Black needed a smack. Then he shot me and now I'm dead.
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4-chment which they'd supplied for the grenades didn't work either. I was beginning to suspect the Leprechauns were in league with the Brain, when the Brain launched an enormous
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10file of legal papers, pointing out that Uncle Bert was prohibited from approaching within five hundred yards of her. Goldilocks had had these drawn up when Uncle Bert last tried
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1attaching paper anime eyes to squirrels anyway? Still she remained silent, continuing her bizarre work. Only when I tried to wrestle the glue and paper out of her hands did she
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4burned skin as an emollient. The pain was excruciating, plus he really missed his hi-coffee, which was a special recipe he had hoped to sell to Starbucks. Now, butter cost so much