Finished Folds (61—80)
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3We actually tried riding a bull with our pants down once, but it didn't go well. You know what the cops told us after that? Go to hospital. And you know what the doctor said?
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5slapped him round the face, but the snoring continued, ever louder, until it drowned out the entire chorus. His wife knew it was a mistake to take him to see the Ring cycle, but
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5Thelonious Monk, and Tony Shalhoub who played Monk in the TV series "Monk". When they asked us what sort of monks we were, we said we were monkfish, and they accepted us as new
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4contain some excellent recipes, but can I please query the one for Ears Fried In Wax on tape 3? Do the ears have to be fresh or would ones from a dead hobo be OK?" They replied
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2Clement and Sixtus challenged Maximus and Cletus to a fight. What it was about, I don't know, some girl or other. Linus and I carried on to the swimmin' hole and when we got back,
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5insane asylum! The insane asylum! Why do the memories of the insane asylum still keep tormenting me?! Anyway, the disc jockey was depressed, but his losses weren't total because
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5Tarzan appeared, dangling from a creeper far above her head. "Pull me up," she cried, "before the pygmy reaches the chorus!" Tarzan swung down and grabbed her, and took her to
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1her boyfriend carried fell out of his pocket. It wasn't that he didn't trust her, but dating an arsonist involved certain risks, and he knew he had to protect himself. She cried.
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2I left the fortune teller in high spirits. My future was "yes!" Could any man ever have had a better future in store, I wondered? I decided to use my forthcoming good fortune to
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3We resolved, then and there, to meet the indigenous people ourselves. We asked the ex-explorers where the natives could be found, but they said they couldn't remember, so we used a
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6the argument started. "Nope." "Ok." "Nope." "Ok." Passers-by joined in and soon a full-scale riot was taking place, windows being smashed, cars being set alight, and all the time
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2Cautiously he opened the closet door, only to discover his worst fears had come true: the skeleton had exploded. He knew the surgeon who owned it would be furious, and liable to
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1intention, although many of his friends did the same thing. Rather, it was all about artistic expression, and, with his father's money, he set himself up as a fashion designer.
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5a tax on walk-a-thons. The charity tried to adapt by turning the Sleepy Time walkers around and taking pledges for walking backwards, but the law soon
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3cried. Weeping openly, our tears of joy soon washed the milk out of our facial hair. Never had a buttermilk contest produced such emotion! Soon our tears gave way to a sense of
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2and I realized I was naked - then I woke up in a cold sweat. I had that dream every night for about three months, and it was ruining my life. I knew the biker bar symbolized my
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7and a hushed silence of anticipation fell over the entire concert hall. Due to Karstein's famous tendency for drama, many in the audience assumed his apparent heart attack was just
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0they should follow suit, or if it might be wiser just to ignore them. Soon the streets were filled with police chanting and throwing petals around. A group of citizens formed a
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2and the way her friends think it's funny to watch me risk my life to rescue her and only then inform me that she's not home. Well, this time is going to be different - I've told
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24time I scrubbed the toilet - could there be a connection? 6. Find the car I lost last time I walked Fido - ditto. 7. Telephone mother. 8. Find a girlfriend. 9. Clean blood from