Finished Folds (121—132)
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4As for the song, it was hard to identify exactly what it was, although those lyrics which could be heard were completely obscene. Many of the ladies present fainted, and
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5it would in fact cause the universe's ultimate destruction. For when the Marshmallow King ate its heart, he realised this unicorn was no ordinary unicorn. No, this was the magic
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6outraged, and immediately set about writing a proclamation condemning the Fat Lion to at least ten years in the notorious mines of
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4"How was I supposed to know that?" said Tony with indignation. "You could have looked it up on Wikipedia," said Cornelius. This was the kind of conversation which happened every
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0people somehow still had their carpets cleaned by Mumford & Son. It was one of those coincidences which life tends to leave unexplained, a bit like when you call someone and
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3or behind their backs. Sissy had often envied Dirk his position in the Mavericks. Of course, she wasn't anywhere near as tall as him, but she felt she had a hidden talent for
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4fell fifty feet into an ocean of treacle, where she was caught up by the current. She drifted in her drug-induced haze for what seemed like a hundred miles, until she reached
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8was normally watched by security cameras, but tonight was different. There was a power outage, and the vandals knew they could replace the billboard's message with their own
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2entitled "Victimization". The game show host explained (in Japanese, naturally) that the rules of Victimization were simple, but tough. As a contestant, she would be required to
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1ear whenever he was singing." It was a mystery to Nancy why Ronnie never liked her to hear him sing. In later life, she suspected it may have been because he changed the lyrics to
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025 to have the burn marks cleaned from the floor. (Quite why Dingle had set fire to the courtroom was never explained, but then he was always doing things like that.)
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6their Director of Experimental Ballet. However, the only suggestion he was able to make was that the dancers should make a bigger effort to lift their