Finished Folds (41—60)
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8I was talking about this to a few friends when I first decided to embark on a quest which would change my life - a quest to find the legendary buffalo and take its wings for
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5I was the only one who thought so. To everyone else's ears, I sounded like a five-year-old trying to play "London Bridge is Falling Down" on a broken banjo. But, to my drunken ears
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5I switched off the light, as now I had important data to analyse regarding how fast shadowy figures move in low-light conditions. The scientific community would be excited to know
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2shotguns you can shoot yourself with." This last offer was a very successful one, as people were often extremely depressed when they actually saw Ed's store. It was covered with
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5anything to do with dragons' mouths, fire-breathing or not. This dated back to an incident as a child when he'd been caught inside a giant animatronic dragon, and had to escape by
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4always getting huge inheritances that required a million dollars to be deposited in a foreign bank first. Charlie didn't have the right papers to travel to Nigeria, but I gave him
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3this rather pathetic party trick and put his eyes back in their sockets, or I'd put the bottle of pruno away and he'd have to drink plain water for the rest of the evening. He was
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2It provided me with a pickled pepper gun, capable of firing a spray of exploding peppers which brought down any marauding vegetables with ease. Another good cheat mode in the game
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3you get with the Nobel Prize. That, of course, is how the Nobel Prize started out. I'd have to decide on an overall prize structure, or have a trophy made - something like
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4following the debacle of their so-called "race." Both tortoise and hare had intended to make a speech to clear their names, but hardly anyone from the press had turned up. So, they
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6leapt out of the fish tank, and a man on table 5 said, "I'll have that fish!" "Certainly, sir," said the waiter, grabbing the blowfish and taking it back to the kitchens where
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2form meaningful relationships with any of them, and Elaine, you're already turning into a zombie so I'm afraid we'll need to shoot you." Now ready for the zombie attack, Seinfeld
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5"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" by Iron Maiden, a long time favourite of the Ohio state band because of its calming influence. The crowds watching the parade started to
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6had similar smells was especially true of Paris and Foufou, because Foufou often got into Paris' walk-in perfume wardrobe and drank freely of its contents. It affected the dog's
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3rose in clouds, an impressive sight competing with the pungent smell of a horde of unwashed hogs. The Hog Calling Whistle bore a warning that it should only be used in the event of
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1at the polyp parade during that year's polyp festival in Polyp City. That was quite an achievement, as everyone in Polyp City had a head covered in polyps. Hers were particularly
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2but vowed that never again would she waste her time with low-fat foods, fresh fruit or vegetables. Always remember kids: the cool people eat raw lard and sugar.
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2Now get me a beer and shut up." This whole dehydration question was really getting under my skin, and if I ever saw another Alien Robot Bar Tender I would grab its antennae and
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1"Well, if you don't like it," he said, "you can go to h--" He broke off, dropped to the ground and wept. There was just nowhere worse to go.
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5marked me as an outsider, and the ordinary Russians shunned me. But soon I attracted an audience of the disaffected, as my rebel songs fired their hearts, inspiring them to