Finished Folds (81—100)
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2followed at three years of age, and on her fourth birthday she mastered the Vulcan salute. I won't deny my pride that her first words were "Live long and prosper", although she
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3accelerated hard at Ratty, Badger and Moley. "You won't take this car away from me," he screamed, with a poop-poop for good luck. Although briefly paralyzed with fear, the three
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4pointed out. "So," she continued, "what are you going to do about it?" He now knew his purpose. "I must single-handedly reform the American automotive industry," he said, thumping
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5even start to bark. By now your mouth is beyond the curatives of any dentist, and the only option is a good carpet cleaner and possibly a stain remover. It makes kissing very
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6deeply confused. Why, he wondered, in such a grotesque situation, was he thinking of food? He wasn't feeling particularly hungry. He decided it must be psychologically related to
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7the number for the anti-psychic agency to report Miss Cleo. Five years ago, all the psychics had been imprisoned for treason, but some had slipped the net. Sammi knew her duty, and
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3they popped, and indeed, the sound it made was some of the most beautiful music ever heard. (Although not by the Romans, of course, because they had popped.) The Vikings took their
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3musical kelp. Not many people knew that seaweed could be musical, but this kelp played guitar - indeed, this weed played lead. Even the kelp couldn't stop the rhyming, however, and
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2and wouldn't allow the duck to forget it. He'd spent five years perfecting a device which could take over every function of a duck, and now he would use it to
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3au naturel (that was the chef's terminology for "still in the urinal"). She called over the waiter and demanded to speak to the manager. When he arrived, the manager turned out to
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2complaining that his guardian, King Minos, had allowed some guy called Theseus to beat him with a very big stick. The Minotaur asked Social Worker Suzie if he could go into care.
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5effective. As the money rolled in, I received an offer to adapt my social responsibility lectures into a book, and I accepted. However, I had to replace the visual effects with
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1"I deal only in the harder stuff," said the pharmacist, and he produced a bottle of Scotch. It was around this time that I noticed he was not so much a pharmacist as a bartender.
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5was: "Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink tomorrow evening?" This was deeply embarrassing as I had a prior engagement the next day. Ashamed, I went
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2the organ grinder like a marionette. As for the stuffed boy, he regretted eating so much, as it gave him a stomach ache. Someone gave him some Remegel and that seemed to help.
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6asleep. (Well, in fact the driver was asleep - purring too - but I like to think of the bus as a living entity with the driver as its brain.) I approached the driver and tried to
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2lion's cage, where it was immediately eaten. The elephant, meanwhile, galloped out of the circus tent, never to be seen again. The ringmaster was furious. "What have you done to
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2tried to attract her back with hand signals, but my hands kept slipping off each other. I knew by now I'd lost her forever, and she'd vanish into the crowds of Paris where the
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1special days for lichen, apparently. It took me an hour of scrubbing with a toothbrush to remove it all before I could even have breakfast, and by then I was already late for
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9This may have been because I killed all her friends, I'm not sure. But at any rate I had plenty of coffins left over for all of them, so it wasn't hard to dispose of the bodies.