Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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3Something romantic about this, going back to college days. How deluded we were, but how influential this delusion has been. The noontime sun is at its apogee, you can say.
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4Except to blow up my own car. How to do that? I had to find out as quickly as possible. Things were about to blow up anyway. I wanted to throw up. But I couldn't escape. Argh.
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5"What the axe forgets, the tree remembers!", he reminded me. I realised that was all too true. The axe was in the garage, unused. It would make a perfect murder weapon, she thought
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3Self conscious of her size, compared to the strawberries. Her mum told her, no worry. Apple-pie Man was giving out samples of his apple pies at Whole Foods, fresh out of the oven.
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3Foraging for blueberries. Cro Magnon went to Whole Foods, buying four pounds of kale and chard. The cashier asked what he was making with it. He said, smoothies. His VitaMix was a
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3The Agean Sea. A hole in my Socrates developed and I had a serving of Plato while there. Athena came to my aid and helped me defeat the 78 Fijiians. Life was good, at least for now
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2And be a better "Moob". He built up muscle mass and could now escape the eggbeater Lady Macbeth used when having a meltdown. He fled to Pluto and was never seen or heard from
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3This fat would not go away unless I took special vitamins, so I did that and cut down on gluten and carbohydrates. The latter helped more than expected. I am now healthy as a horse
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2Tion and built a whole new house. I took three deep breaths before each stroke of my silver hammer. The blueprint included folding stories. Each folded line = 1 nail hammered into
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4But now it was here for all to see. How to build a bridge across it? There was no blueporint, so I had to invent one. That kept me busy for almost two years. Meanwhile, the chasm
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2Not every elf could indulge like this. I worked hard and, almost two years later, I got my reward. I was promoted to associate buyer in housewares, complete with a 10% raise.
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1Here comes your female counterpart. I went to clown school too. Be ready for a big competition on "Clowns Have Talent", coming on the Comedy Channel this fall. September 5, 2016 it
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6Dualistic riders holding the reins. Psypt and I collected pine cones for the centerpiece on Mabon. The blue spruce was almost hidden by flowers. The effect was utterly transforming
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3Dean knew every street in town. And he didn't live there. He just read maps. Then I started folding stories. The rest is history! Once you start, you cannot stop folding stories.
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4More durable than the chinese Factory outlet crap. Slim Whitman is a genius at folding stories, and everyone acknowledges that. My foldd stories have improved too. It was midnight
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1Then we found cognitive infiltration and it was as if we were playing pokemon go, which we werent! Nonetheless Pikachus and Squirtles were there waiting and we ignored them all.
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1Urred about Uncle Heinz and Aunt Teek agreeing to be sold at Aldi for an extended stay at the Teekanne Residence Hotel on Lake Obelisk. Otherwise they would be foreclosed and not
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1Brine Shrimp was waiting for them. "Hiya! I will take your hat and trenchcoat now." Mr. Cucumber was flying in his own microjet delivering salad. This microjet was the size of cows
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3A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Perfect punishment for those of us who love playing with words. Brion Gysin was correct when he said the cut up method was good therapy for him
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4Led as he swept the floor. Det. Manatee and the sea-cows investigated what he swept up before putting it in the trash. There were pieces of dirt 100 years old! The killer was known