Finished Folds (3501—3520)
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1"you go where you can buy fake ids and then morph into some chromoplated adult and buy vodka." Freddie Mercury was laughing out loud upon learning Queen was so influential on youth
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0Allenged by the King and Queen of the Haunted PJs, I was determined to put my foot in the door and get the job I wanted at mcdonalds after applying eight times. Long overdue, mum
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2Include all the passers by and scan their irises, I could work for the CIA. Or the NSA. But would they hire someone with little computer experience? My cats were better than me at
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2She put the ashes inside an empty Doritos bag and stomped on them. This way, they would stay put and not infect everyone with their chemical residues. Paracelsus noticed how his
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3Help noticing how his gym membership had never seemed to run out. Who would pay for it? Not her. Chett must have grown an extra foot to stash the money for these things. How could
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6Refusal to share the Death's Door vodka. It must be that good, he figured...so when I come of age, I can grab the bottle from this man in the yellow hat and polish it all off so
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3The Noongar King was a true example of how oligarchs are born and raised in the jungle. Only there can the big cats teach other creatures who is the real boss. One tiger, Tony, was
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1My big salary from being a money junkie. There is a lot of dough to be made on Wall Street when the Nazis are all captured. I would like to become an ape-man and live in the trees.
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2Commissioner and judge yodeling or husband calling contests!" The hog calling contests were another gig Bubba could do easily. His wife said go ahead, I dare you to do a real job!"
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3Ng as Venus entered Taurus and conjunctec asterpid no. 2340, aks Hathor - named after the lady of heaven, the lady of horns, the lady of all. It happened 13 times per century. A
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0They had been part of MK Ultra and knew they had only the red pills. The side effects were horrible, but they knew no other way of life. Their families were destroyed already.
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1To put out fire with gasoline and told his manager. "Great idea!", the manager answered. Problem was how to pull it off without getting burned himself. He needed a remote device.
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2Ourite way to fire people he didn't like. The printer said, "I 'll be back!" and went into the dumpster to ponder its future. The boss couldn't stop ranting about everything.
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0At the audience, who was too worried about Klinger getting caught in the cyclone, without a shelter. Janine sat down at the table and wrote her memoirs, at least the first volume.
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1Only mummies and pharoahs would habitually do that, since it wax tedious. Now the 90 year old queen was studying the process of mummification as was Prince Philip.
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3Superhighway, Nafta be damned. People needed their opium, be it the tellie, concerts, the Kardashians, or whatever. There would be riots In 24 hours. The headache was starting...
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6The toxic sludge moved like a traffic jam on a highway at rush hour, much to my dismay. What the hell was in my food? It was kept top secret by the bureaucrats, of course. Ugh.
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3Were that the phantom whiffle balls were rigged. The wrecking crew played on in the studio. Ghostbusters United lost eight mattress men to the Portuguese Poachers, to the delight
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3More guinea pigs for the acid test so we can patent our poison." Plyocene creatures appeared and threatened to sue him for manipulating the massive sculptures they made, which sat
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3You have to steal to join the club?", I asked. They said everything the fur coats of women can conceal. What? I left town and never returned, out of sheer disgust. The Green