Finished Folds (421—440)
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3! But the limericking ninja's anticipation was thwarted: "...who obsessed over her ANGINA," continued the leprechaun -the ninja groaned in disappointment- "...while neglecting her
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4took the next flight to Colombia. On the plane he morphed completely & the crew wondered how the monkey in 27A got there. They figured he was an extra from Planet of the Apes film,
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5Her mouth opened to kiss him, & he marveled at how easy French kissing her was, not hearing her teeth hit the floor. He felt they were made for each other- & they WERE... sort of.
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4And his wife was faring no better in the Magimix, where she became ketchup, then was poured into a huge Heinz bottle. & were those wieners his kids? Familial compatibility at last!
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1it was no coincidence vodka, caviar and borscht were all on Leo's list of favorite things.The Russian gulped & pictured himself INSIDE the lion."Look, Leo, I'll take you out to eat
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2her hot Ferrari, Joe, were married in Vegas by a minister & a mechanic.She returned to me months later in tears & obviously pregnant:"Help- I'm carrying a Porsche! Joe'll kill me!"
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4sitcom.The show's canned laughter & my own guffaws contrasted weirdly with the frantic wheezings of my expiring pet monkeys, fighting for each breath in their oak barrel prison.But
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5" But that's not why I stared at my dog:"You have a gun!" The bulge in Alex's canine tracksuit was obvious. "Yes. No time to bloody explain.I need to find a woman named Moneypenny.
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5emit fumes that'd render his surroundings uninhabitable- in the midst of a board meeting! -thanx to my doctored beans.I didn't know we'd end up being stuck in an elevator together.
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4a recipe for fajitas, but became instructions for a nuclear bomb. He built it quickly, glad to fulfil the last wish of a dear uncle. That, fellow apes, is how it became OUR planet.
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3visited a neurologist. "I may have alzheimers," I said. "And when did this begin?" asked the doctor. "When did what begin?" "Wha.. who are you?" I scratched my head in confusion:"I
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3A young woman raced out of the stands & onto the field & faced the batter: "You just pulverized my mentally challenged baby. I'm a free person now!" &she threw her arms around him.
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3goggles so as to be indistinguishable from the giant insects that had overtaken the planet & invaded every fast food joint from Alaska to Texas.Lisa craved a Whopper or BigMac, but
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4was the same as before, except for copious blood spatters & a girl's corpse on the carpet. HOLY CRAP, what had he become last night?! Were those leopard tracks? Filled with dread,
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5spread open her jacket & all the subway riders saw explosives strapped to her & heard her vow to obliterate them, their savagery got the better of them & they clobbered her. Shame!
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7at the press conference: "We know jack. We spent the morning in the woods doing what all bears do there. Our hearts go out to Goldilock's family- she had firm yet perky... oops..."
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5so much, that when the burger joint I frequented was being held up, I told the gunmen to lay off of the short order cook for the sake of my onion rings. "You don't get to tell us w
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2.Mourners filing past the photo exhibit got a firsthand look at the hottie's affections that triggered Bob's coronary, his grimace as Bob's heart attack, closeups of the grimace
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4undies. After submitting my report of the home invasion I was arrested for public lewdness and sentenced to 6 months propriety school where we learned to twerp w/o moving our hips.
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6Hooters' patrons who ended up dating Lulu were invariably tickled by her disclosure: "You used to be a SCIENTIST? Shut up!" "Go figure," she'd reply, snickering inwardly.