Finished Folds (421—440)
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5" But that's not why I stared at my dog:"You have a gun!" The bulge in Alex's canine tracksuit was obvious. "Yes. No time to bloody explain.I need to find a woman named Moneypenny.
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5emit fumes that'd render his surroundings uninhabitable- in the midst of a board meeting! -thanx to my doctored beans.I didn't know we'd end up being stuck in an elevator together.
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4a recipe for fajitas, but became instructions for a nuclear bomb. He built it quickly, glad to fulfil the last wish of a dear uncle. That, fellow apes, is how it became OUR planet.
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3visited a neurologist. "I may have alzheimers," I said. "And when did this begin?" asked the doctor. "When did what begin?" "Wha.. who are you?" I scratched my head in confusion:"I
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3A young woman raced out of the stands & onto the field & faced the batter: "You just pulverized my mentally challenged baby. I'm a free person now!" &she threw her arms around him.
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3goggles so as to be indistinguishable from the giant insects that had overtaken the planet & invaded every fast food joint from Alaska to Texas.Lisa craved a Whopper or BigMac, but
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4was the same as before, except for copious blood spatters & a girl's corpse on the carpet. HOLY CRAP, what had he become last night?! Were those leopard tracks? Filled with dread,
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5spread open her jacket & all the subway riders saw explosives strapped to her & heard her vow to obliterate them, their savagery got the better of them & they clobbered her. Shame!
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7at the press conference: "We know jack. We spent the morning in the woods doing what all bears do there. Our hearts go out to Goldilock's family- she had firm yet perky... oops..."
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5so much, that when the burger joint I frequented was being held up, I told the gunmen to lay off of the short order cook for the sake of my onion rings. "You don't get to tell us w
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2.Mourners filing past the photo exhibit got a firsthand look at the hottie's affections that triggered Bob's coronary, his grimace as Bob's heart attack, closeups of the grimace
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4undies. After submitting my report of the home invasion I was arrested for public lewdness and sentenced to 6 months propriety school where we learned to twerp w/o moving our hips.
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6Hooters' patrons who ended up dating Lulu were invariably tickled by her disclosure: "You used to be a SCIENTIST? Shut up!" "Go figure," she'd reply, snickering inwardly.
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3were buoyed considerably, & Howard felt Whoopee Cushion Company was floating on a cloud. He got to decorate the White House & Trump tweeted the noises made by VIPs as they reclined
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4"Lady, you need to rethink this!" the service rep cried, dangling under the chandelier he hugged. She stood below with a vrooming chainsaw taken from hardware dept. "You'll refund
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4The makeshift fertilizer worked far better than he bargained for. The entire woods began sprouting marijuana, & anyone wandering inside became a junkie, including whole DEA teams.
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5, but found the nibbling sensations strangely arousing, & her toe getting smaller was like free plastic surgery. Daenerys went ballistic at Drogo for having shrunk the 'kids': "You
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8vowed to scratch lamprey pie off her list of treats. Anyway, her family solemnly accepted Aunt Mildred's death wish, cuz she was kin, & also rich & they were all in her will. So th
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3stayed home another week without calling in. After that, it was like her job never existed. Now all Taipan had to do was win the lottery. Or murder her millionaire spinster aunt.Or
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3with repairs. Seeing her reach for her toolkit brought home what shit they were all in. "NO-OO!!" screamed Ruby & Sykes. The creaking open of the box was the last sound they heard.