Finished Folds (61—80)
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2lever. A wall sized screen flickered on & Jeff was shown a list of choices: "To order hummus, press 1. To summon a genie, press 2. To launch a missile at a random heavily populated
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6to help fabulously wealthy people find their long lost relatives:"Wait, how long since you last saw your daughter?" The matron sniffed:"16 years." "MOMMA! Don't you recognize me?!"
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2state, & insisted I have a drink with him. "I know that look," he rasped, & confided he too was in an abusive relationship. I was too plastered to ask which of them was the abuser.
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7got the hell out of Dodge. They stole some clothes off a line, & did their best to blend into urban life. Luckily it was NY, so the sight of 2 cows riding the subway didn't elicit
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3Dirty Little Slots. After her nightly porridge, her urge for Russian sausages began acting up. She climbed the convent wall but her habit caught on a nail & there was a ripping sou
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6were invited to the baptism to name the converted zombie snakes. All fidgeted thru Molecule's sermon, but at the mention of "afterlife" the snakes cheered & showed appreciation by
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3rope in time to Sylvester Stallone who was training hard for his upcoming bout with Clubber. When I felt my leg muscles had grown enough, I turned to face the nuke wielding aliens.
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2a safe for the Dancing Dead!" she spelled out in neon orange, gasping when Baryshnikov's corpse swept her up & twirled her about, jarring her entrails in a truly moving performance
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2donned my parachute & jumped out, my pals raining pee & poop down on me.I landed & tried to blend in, but somehow hostiles found me fast.The US was paid $1,000,000 to take me back.
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4riding crop landing again & again on his rump. "Choke me!" he begged. "This is getting weird, Mr. Ed, Sir," she exclaimed. "Not for me. Now be a peach & fasten these hoof cuffs..."
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1'm the rabbit in this case..." Luckily, the space cruiser was manufactured in Korea & its self-destruct was triggered by Google, so Trump's ban saved his ass:"CANNOT SELF DESTRUCT
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3fertilizer, which most people don't know. "Herb, is that a beanstalk growing out of your mouth & nostrils?" Dr. Goodfeel was reassuring:"As soon as I remove the BS from inside him,
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1shins. The gameshow MC gasped in shock:"How many times was she kicked there?!" The lead contestant hit his buzzer:"I'm gonna say 33, Mike." The judges panel counted the bruises,
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2coming. "I fail to see why you led us to the bawdy house area, R2," whined C-3PO:"Huh? To get WHAT stick out of my ass? Oh my, that she-bot DOES stir my oils. You need to leave, R2
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2my predilection for the arts won out. This proved fateful for the course of human culture, as I founded a unique choreography that raised pole dancing to its next level. I strutted
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2odore Roosevelt bellowed. Whoa, I'd boarded a train full of Cuba-bound Roughriders. At San Juan Hill, I preempted Teddy's pep talk by giving out Ecstasy pills. The charge surpassed
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4. Soon the hall filled with the tantalizing smell of KFC.The audience gazed awestruck as Francois reattached the chicken's head. Maddened by the aroma, it began eating itself!
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1coughed:"Chief's daughter pretty like moon," I assured. A satisfied hum from the tribesmen. "But me can't marry her; me gay." The Chief beamed:"Gringo marry gay twin brother!" #%*&
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6hat to the occasional stranger & say: "G'day, mate." By acting unfriendly, you might end up in lockup with nothing but vegemite to eat. You'll do ANYTHING to get out, including str
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5, administered in plain sight of her fellow employees. There was but a tiny towel on her as the masseur worked, so the "pep meeting" became a huge success, with more staff arriving