Finished Folds (61—80)
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3rope in time to Sylvester Stallone who was training hard for his upcoming bout with Clubber. When I felt my leg muscles had grown enough, I turned to face the nuke wielding aliens.
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2a safe for the Dancing Dead!" she spelled out in neon orange, gasping when Baryshnikov's corpse swept her up & twirled her about, jarring her entrails in a truly moving performance
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2donned my parachute & jumped out, my pals raining pee & poop down on me.I landed & tried to blend in, but somehow hostiles found me fast.The US was paid $1,000,000 to take me back.
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4riding crop landing again & again on his rump. "Choke me!" he begged. "This is getting weird, Mr. Ed, Sir," she exclaimed. "Not for me. Now be a peach & fasten these hoof cuffs..."
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1'm the rabbit in this case..." Luckily, the space cruiser was manufactured in Korea & its self-destruct was triggered by Google, so Trump's ban saved his ass:"CANNOT SELF DESTRUCT
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3fertilizer, which most people don't know. "Herb, is that a beanstalk growing out of your mouth & nostrils?" Dr. Goodfeel was reassuring:"As soon as I remove the BS from inside him,
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2coming. "I fail to see why you led us to the bawdy house area, R2," whined C-3PO:"Huh? To get WHAT stick out of my ass? Oh my, that she-bot DOES stir my oils. You need to leave, R2
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2my predilection for the arts won out. This proved fateful for the course of human culture, as I founded a unique choreography that raised pole dancing to its next level. I strutted
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2odore Roosevelt bellowed. Whoa, I'd boarded a train full of Cuba-bound Roughriders. At San Juan Hill, I preempted Teddy's pep talk by giving out Ecstasy pills. The charge surpassed
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4. Soon the hall filled with the tantalizing smell of KFC.The audience gazed awestruck as Francois reattached the chicken's head. Maddened by the aroma, it began eating itself!
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1coughed:"Chief's daughter pretty like moon," I assured. A satisfied hum from the tribesmen. "But me can't marry her; me gay." The Chief beamed:"Gringo marry gay twin brother!" #%*&
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6hat to the occasional stranger & say: "G'day, mate." By acting unfriendly, you might end up in lockup with nothing but vegemite to eat. You'll do ANYTHING to get out, including str
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5, administered in plain sight of her fellow employees. There was but a tiny towel on her as the masseur worked, so the "pep meeting" became a huge success, with more staff arriving
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5mavens worldwide, who had a running wager as to his secret ingredient. If asked, Bob'd smile modestly & say: "A man has his duty!" It was only when his curry was linked to cases of
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4a juror at his trial, & whispered to his attorney. "Your Honor, my client would like to ask juror #4 out to dinner." The judge was outraged:"She's not even his type! Juror #9, tho,
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15Herman dropped to a knee, held out a ring, & proposed. ""Yes!" said one of Regina's heads. "No!" said the other. The ceremony was held in whispers while the dissenter slept, and th
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5To his chagrin, she discharged him from the other side. But the ensuing journey DID change his life & spawn his epic How to Swim with the Turds, lauded for its non-metaphoric tilt.
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10." When she arrived, everyone at the saugage fa was in full swing, awaiting the arrival of their great swami, fa baker. "All hail the holy fa!" they chanted, windmilling their arms
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6cher whose fastball strayed into the stands & split the farmer's head open ended up walking the hitter, which cost their team the game. But they were allowed to keep the ball, so…
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5& tempers flared. Finally, NASA counter attacked with an IPBM (Inter Planetary Bowel Movement). The aliens were touched, & thanked earthlings "..for the thoughtful bouquet!". They