Finished Folds (41—60)
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5raised sticks. "OMG!" he screamed:"None of you was ever hugged!" He wrapped his arms round the closest snowman, but the warmth of his embrace melted it to a snowmidget! "Grr!" oop
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5to follow suit, so it was hard to be attentive to Josy while Dad sat at the head of the table in bra & panties. "Well, Josy," he asked heartily, "Wadaya think of us?" Josy coughed
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3don't get me started on his sack!" So that's how dear Pussy rekindled the fire in my folks' marriage, & they're now a throuple. Cat's got my tongue? Damn straight!
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3zero fashion sense!" "Great Scott, you need to stop judging me, Marty! Yeah I shrank the neighbors, but it was for science, & I was aiming for the wife's mouth." The tiny people st
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3"She's been shot!" the Hatter screamed to anyone who would listen down at Wonderland General's ER. The janitor finally lay Alice down on a bed & administered an IV of bourbon shots
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5I handed over all 3 bags, bleated a retreat, & spied from behind a fence as narcs surrounded the gang. 2 of the bags were ok, but the little boy down the lane was using, so HIS bag
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3human flesh & sell it as bully beef, but my dollar store can't afford the cadavers, so at worst you'll end up eating dog meat, which is anyways considered fine cuisine in certain
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4"LADIES AND GENTLE-MEN! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EE-VA-NING! IN THE BLUE CORNER WEIGHING 5 POUNDS & WITH A 2 FOOT WINGSPAN..THE JERSEY GIANT! IN THE RED CORNER LAYING..AN EGG?
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2lever. A wall sized screen flickered on & Jeff was shown a list of choices: "To order hummus, press 1. To summon a genie, press 2. To launch a missile at a random heavily populated
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6to help fabulously wealthy people find their long lost relatives:"Wait, how long since you last saw your daughter?" The matron sniffed:"16 years." "MOMMA! Don't you recognize me?!"
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2state, & insisted I have a drink with him. "I know that look," he rasped, & confided he too was in an abusive relationship. I was too plastered to ask which of them was the abuser.
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7got the hell out of Dodge. They stole some clothes off a line, & did their best to blend into urban life. Luckily it was NY, so the sight of 2 cows riding the subway didn't elicit
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3Dirty Little Slots. After her nightly porridge, her urge for Russian sausages began acting up. She climbed the convent wall but her habit caught on a nail & there was a ripping sou
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6were invited to the baptism to name the converted zombie snakes. All fidgeted thru Molecule's sermon, but at the mention of "afterlife" the snakes cheered & showed appreciation by
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3rope in time to Sylvester Stallone who was training hard for his upcoming bout with Clubber. When I felt my leg muscles had grown enough, I turned to face the nuke wielding aliens.
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2a safe for the Dancing Dead!" she spelled out in neon orange, gasping when Baryshnikov's corpse swept her up & twirled her about, jarring her entrails in a truly moving performance
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2donned my parachute & jumped out, my pals raining pee & poop down on me.I landed & tried to blend in, but somehow hostiles found me fast.The US was paid $1,000,000 to take me back.
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4riding crop landing again & again on his rump. "Choke me!" he begged. "This is getting weird, Mr. Ed, Sir," she exclaimed. "Not for me. Now be a peach & fasten these hoof cuffs..."
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1'm the rabbit in this case..." Luckily, the space cruiser was manufactured in Korea & its self-destruct was triggered by Google, so Trump's ban saved his ass:"CANNOT SELF DESTRUCT
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3fertilizer, which most people don't know. "Herb, is that a beanstalk growing out of your mouth & nostrils?" Dr. Goodfeel was reassuring:"As soon as I remove the BS from inside him,