Finished Folds (81—100)
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5An hour later I was well enough to attend my company's Man of the Year award…that I won! Standing on the stage, there was shrill barking & a flurry of activity from my crotch area.
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2raged inside his bald dome. As he grinned inanely & intoned:"Top of the morning!" he craved for a nuclear football to set off. And that is why they aren't issued to postal workers.
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3Look, I'm seated on the throne already. Can't we do this interview AFTER my dump? Why are reporters crowding in here? The monster is coming? Well, <plop>, news flash: one just did!
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3, & the audience applauded. Camilla beamed, but next morn the cinematic press was full of the lead roll's "breathlessly convincing death act". "Argh!" ranted Camilla:"She WAS dead!
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5vril Lavigne, mightn't it tarnish my manly image in her eyes? I remonstrated: "I'm the CHIEF doll tester of this toy company, dammit! If I can't be Putin, what are we coming to?!"
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4And then a hideous sound turned my knees to jelly: the pouring of oatmeal into a bowl. "NO NO NO NO!" I screamed, resuming my struggle. "I WON'T eat that! Go away, all of you..glug
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4me who offed your dad. Also, Lassie dies at the end of the movie we were watching. AND I'm really a dude." I saw red: "A SPOILER, Barbie?! Are you even human?!" I chased her (him?)
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4the Goodyear Blimp, & did a commercial for Col. Sanders with the slogan:"It's a no-brainer!" having overlooked the clause about epitomizing the ad.It winded up licked off a finger.
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3their poop meticulously in search of treasure. To her disappointment, none of the patients had swallowed a gold doubloon that day. Nurse considered human-trafficking them, if only
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1decent," suggested Agent McCoy. Agent Davis froze, & then promptly heaved the battering ram thru the door: "IRS! Emergency audit! Stay exactly as is!" He eagerly ran to her bedroom
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3" Jimmie & Jane gaped wide-eyed at their nude grandpa & dialed the pedo/zombie toll free hotline. Ash arrived, chainsaw revved, and pruned grandpa's toupee. "Ew!" shouted everyone.
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2was devastated for me: "Thanks so much for taking the rap! The mere thought of you pining away in some galactic dungeon…is HOT! I'm filing for conjugal visitation rights." REALLY!?
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5seldom graced Sotheby's hallowed halls, inspiring collectors throughout the galaxy to bid huge sums. At one auction, members of a vampiric race rushed the painting & licked the red
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4lium! Once dowsed with the gas, the spiders found out their voices rose to an octave that made every chitter sound like opera. They exited to the closing notes of Handel's Messiah.
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6…" Prof. Slash's voice droned on as the extra-terrestrial on the table kept squawking in an effort to draw attention. Alas, the revered surgeon was deaf and certain his subject was
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3this bar was dull, until the ghost of a child addressed me in a murmur: "I see live people. They think they're dead." It took me days to process, but then I realized: he meant ME!
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3to blood I have in zis country eez m'amigo and fellow waiter, Manuel." "Fine, I'll have that." said Satan. The waiter told the cook to prepare a huge pot of boiling water. But how
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1got too close to the sun." Aptly, a puddle on the command bridge is what remained of The Juice. At his wake, the officiator sobbed: "Whether killing a kickoff return or his ex, OJ
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3" Sure enough, a goliath heron entered the house, followed by a group of egrets. To his wife's horror, even her bed gradually overfilled with birds. She died a victim of fowl play.
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2#1 for the defense took the stand. His cel rang. "Do you mind if I get that, Your Honor?" A bang of the gavel: "Rude! Rude! Give me that. Hmm, you use Sprint?! Verizon can save you