Finished Folds (101—120)
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4the Goodyear Blimp, & did a commercial for Col. Sanders with the slogan:"It's a no-brainer!" having overlooked the clause about epitomizing the ad.It winded up licked off a finger.
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3their poop meticulously in search of treasure. To her disappointment, none of the patients had swallowed a gold doubloon that day. Nurse considered human-trafficking them, if only
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1decent," suggested Agent McCoy. Agent Davis froze, & then promptly heaved the battering ram thru the door: "IRS! Emergency audit! Stay exactly as is!" He eagerly ran to her bedroom
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3" Jimmie & Jane gaped wide-eyed at their nude grandpa & dialed the pedo/zombie toll free hotline. Ash arrived, chainsaw revved, and pruned grandpa's toupee. "Ew!" shouted everyone.
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2was devastated for me: "Thanks so much for taking the rap! The mere thought of you pining away in some galactic dungeon…is HOT! I'm filing for conjugal visitation rights." REALLY!?
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5seldom graced Sotheby's hallowed halls, inspiring collectors throughout the galaxy to bid huge sums. At one auction, members of a vampiric race rushed the painting & licked the red
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4lium! Once dowsed with the gas, the spiders found out their voices rose to an octave that made every chitter sound like opera. They exited to the closing notes of Handel's Messiah.
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6…" Prof. Slash's voice droned on as the extra-terrestrial on the table kept squawking in an effort to draw attention. Alas, the revered surgeon was deaf and certain his subject was
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3this bar was dull, until the ghost of a child addressed me in a murmur: "I see live people. They think they're dead." It took me days to process, but then I realized: he meant ME!
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3to blood I have in zis country eez m'amigo and fellow waiter, Manuel." "Fine, I'll have that." said Satan. The waiter told the cook to prepare a huge pot of boiling water. But how
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1got too close to the sun." Aptly, a puddle on the command bridge is what remained of The Juice. At his wake, the officiator sobbed: "Whether killing a kickoff return or his ex, OJ
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3" Sure enough, a goliath heron entered the house, followed by a group of egrets. To his wife's horror, even her bed gradually overfilled with birds. She died a victim of fowl play.
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2#1 for the defense took the stand. His cel rang. "Do you mind if I get that, Your Honor?" A bang of the gavel: "Rude! Rude! Give me that. Hmm, you use Sprint?! Verizon can save you
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3hed off of my aching torso & feet with a foamy bath sponge. "Babe," I said "I think I'll skip this parole hearing." "Good choice!" she purred:"All volunteer stayees get free room s
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2"Your friend wasn't shoplifting!" repeated the guard obediently. "He needs to be compensated with a 42" plasma hdtv!" I pressed my mind-ninja luck. "He needs..why you @#$%" Uh-oh.
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4"Sure I kin haunt yer altar," said Steve: "Hell, I kin haunt yer whole flamin' temple! But can ye spare a ghoul a pint of ale first?" "Gee," I dawdled "is it ok for ye to drink & h
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1Shortly after, Stuart's assistant arrived panting & handed him a folder: "# 237, like you asked. Secret incantation?" "No. The reviews for Savage Streets." "I'm outa here! SQUAWK!"
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4pes! They were taking over our planet! Racing upstairs, I found a row of them facing my bathroom mirror, frenziedly brushing with my grape toothpaste. I drove the apes to drug reha
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2hed over management, who were gonna fire him anyways, but not the quarantine that was imposed on their establishment. The plague winked: "Just rename it The Grand Budapestilence."
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6at their earlobes, not sure how to break the news. "We're flat out broke," one of the men finally said. Bambi blushed a deep fawn color, pulled her jeans back up:"Don't tell my Mom