Finished Folds (101—120)
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6…" Prof. Slash's voice droned on as the extra-terrestrial on the table kept squawking in an effort to draw attention. Alas, the revered surgeon was deaf and certain his subject was
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3this bar was dull, until the ghost of a child addressed me in a murmur: "I see live people. They think they're dead." It took me days to process, but then I realized: he meant ME!
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3to blood I have in zis country eez m'amigo and fellow waiter, Manuel." "Fine, I'll have that." said Satan. The waiter told the cook to prepare a huge pot of boiling water. But how
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1got too close to the sun." Aptly, a puddle on the command bridge is what remained of The Juice. At his wake, the officiator sobbed: "Whether killing a kickoff return or his ex, OJ
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3" Sure enough, a goliath heron entered the house, followed by a group of egrets. To his wife's horror, even her bed gradually overfilled with birds. She died a victim of fowl play.
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2#1 for the defense took the stand. His cel rang. "Do you mind if I get that, Your Honor?" A bang of the gavel: "Rude! Rude! Give me that. Hmm, you use Sprint?! Verizon can save you
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3hed off of my aching torso & feet with a foamy bath sponge. "Babe," I said "I think I'll skip this parole hearing." "Good choice!" she purred:"All volunteer stayees get free room s
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2"Your friend wasn't shoplifting!" repeated the guard obediently. "He needs to be compensated with a 42" plasma hdtv!" I pressed my mind-ninja luck. "He needs..why you @#$%" Uh-oh.
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4"Sure I kin haunt yer altar," said Steve: "Hell, I kin haunt yer whole flamin' temple! But can ye spare a ghoul a pint of ale first?" "Gee," I dawdled "is it ok for ye to drink & h
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1Shortly after, Stuart's assistant arrived panting & handed him a folder: "# 237, like you asked. Secret incantation?" "No. The reviews for Savage Streets." "I'm outa here! SQUAWK!"
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4pes! They were taking over our planet! Racing upstairs, I found a row of them facing my bathroom mirror, frenziedly brushing with my grape toothpaste. I drove the apes to drug reha
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2hed over management, who were gonna fire him anyways, but not the quarantine that was imposed on their establishment. The plague winked: "Just rename it The Grand Budapestilence."
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6at their earlobes, not sure how to break the news. "We're flat out broke," one of the men finally said. Bambi blushed a deep fawn color, pulled her jeans back up:"Don't tell my Mom
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4I had him committed on my say-so as a psychiatrist (courtesy of the impressive diploma I pulled out of a crackerjack box). Since he had a meltdown whenever they gave him crayons,
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4"GINGER, I'M HO-OME!" She gasped; bad enough to be stuck on Gilligan's isle, but that this Neanderthal barges in instead of the Prof was too much. & that was BEFORE Dino charged at
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4So Steve was put under, & my plastic surgeon did all he could. After several weeks straight on the table, Buscemi emerged unchanged, but the dr. had turned cross-eyed from staring
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5Then the radio blared the Boss' "Glory Days" & pandemonium reigned in the O.R. as the surgical staff boogied away, lost patient forgotten on the table. Until dead Al himself rose
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3Soon, Lindbergh was being dogged by a dainty little pink Messerschmidt flown by Goering, who tooted him & blew kisses. Alarmed, Charles speeded his craft & tried to hide his tutu,
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8whips out a guitarron & strums a stirring ballad about some Mexican hero named Heisenberg. The setting is so pastoral Dylan & Stevie almost forget a drug cartel was after them. But
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7Dr. Phil turned out to be most attentive, even asking after my absent husband, especially as to when he usually returns from work. Then he said most issues stem from being dressed.