Finished Folds (901—920)
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6cerebral aneurism keeping track of the various affiliations. If they didn't sue for peace now, every possible combination of keyboard caharacters was a potential killing machine
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1Had she remained in class, she probably would have ended up marrying that gorgeous Mr. McIntyre who was always copping glances at her. Then, someone else would be doing the driving
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6tattoo salon. Shakespeare, of course, was out of time. But Stein was never loathe to entertain herself, and engaged in a lively back and forth with her consciousness
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3charged with spoiling a blind date by leaving the poor fruit stumbling around in the sun for days. In light of a prior conviction for upsetting the apple cart and not giving a fig,
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4and eliciting a howl of disappointment from the den, where the larvae huddled around the tv watching Sweet Genius, Stripey raised the hive's shields: "We've got 20 perr-sent, Jim!
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5bartender, whose last duty had been a bouncer assignment. He socked Joe a terrific one in the jaw. Joe shot a shocked look at the automaton: "What was that for?" "I am #3, sir" rep
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3he was arraigned before Judge U. R. Ded, who knew nothing about his laughing epidemic, on a DUI charge. The judge gave his usual lecture, describing the horrific consequences of
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1"You are about to bid adieu to a hundred dollar bill" presaged the savant "It will leave you for a beautiful girl in a skimpy cost..." POP!! "Wait, that balloon is extra...
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3"Jeepers creepers!" I yelled at him "Don't you know any better than to break the Fourth Wall!?" He lowered his eyes. "Dropped out of school at age three. Never learned to count
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4tradition to arrive 2 hours early on April Fools' Day. She had been had once again! "Why, I'll show those corporate scumbags!" she muttered acridly. Buying a propane torch from the
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2Ahab, notable animals' rights activist, and proponent of fishing abolition. "Those baby sharks had feelings like everyone else," he intoned during a White House interview, a tear
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6their great WWII triumph, and how they saved "zoze krezzy Amereekenz" from certain defeat, and how their "Rezeestance" singlehandedly made a fool of Rommel. The Martians nodded
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4The coffee had run out in a Stabucks joint! They would need to grow it afresh. She bolted out back to the Columbian Environment Simulation Lab, and planted instant coffee beans
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1anyone to mistake me for a cross-dressing hooker- but that's what happened. Instead of reaching my office early, I ended up racing down the subway station steps with 6 men running
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4Sure enough, he hadn't brushed his teeth after munching those Pringles. "Pardon me!" he told his adversary, whipping out a mirror and a pocket toothbrush. Using his leftover Coke,
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1That joint was amazing, man! It's pepperoni aroma added to the experience and made me want to toke more doobies like this. So now I'm big on crack and need to do rehab all over.
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4The crippled yet formidable octopus hugged me tight and began preparing the penguins' meal, planning me as the main course. I was to be served up with a side order of seal whisker
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5We fixed it by giving out gas masks to the arriving attendees. The Mayor's gala banquet would have gone ok, except the dragon feet decided to tap dance merrily out of the cauldron
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0Force everyone to undergo librarian training. With their faces molded into scowls of diapproval, their spectacles perched primly at nose end, inner strictness would drive fun
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3So nobody was allowed to raise their arms in the subway any more. Their olfactory senses not under constant attack now, a calm reigned below the earth. Former muggers now smiled