Finished Folds (921—940)
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1so he received spacious accomodations at the Joker's highly acclaimed Seaside Resorts Exemplary Assylum for the Criminally Insane, where he spent his time burning magazines.
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2by making funny faces. Despairingly, I wondered if doing away with myself might result in my double's death- removing the threat. No... that would mean giving up Cap'n Crunch
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3that she's really Rosie, the Jetson's maid, who was easily wafting the ball gracefully back at Mr. Spacely, sweating profusely because he'd need to give George a raise if he lost
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4latest Mars explorer. Unlike Firefox, this intuitive web browser allows you to space out in the middle of an e-chat, and will fill in the rest of your side of the dialogue, so you
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5gave him a case of indigestion. He could feel the ship's crew still rattling inside his stomach, and he wished they wouldn't spin its wheel so much. How would he shed the weight
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3it carefully at the finely crafted chandelier. Down it came on Pazuzu's head, splitting it open & revealing that he was hollow inside, filled with all manner of refreshments. end.
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4that was more worms than peach, since the old lady was partly blind, too, & not very good at checking her fruits. Still, rattlesnake soup connoisseurs thought she cooked o.k., and
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3In the next room we found a clue to what we came for: our entire expedition of wizards, thieves and sanitation experts stood in awe in front of a single, tiny, booger, glowing with
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9But somewhere en route to his bowl of slop, Phil's way was blocked by a horde of female zombies. Another pack suddenly appeared from behind, and now his only hope was to enter
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2quit his LSD intake, rather- he upped it. Now dragons would appear for longer, and emerge from behind his nana's apron. His dragon spoke about Earth being his pizza. It all rocked!
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1still respectable PCs. Sure, my disk drive is floppy, but I use up less energy. My memory is only 64 bytes, but you can't run anything more demanding than pac-man on me anyways
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1stop letting my cleaning lady run my life. I would stand up to her! The next time Mrs. Hawke ordered me to throw my dirty socks in the laundry, I looked her straight in the eye
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3Now, take me for instance. Do you know how hard it was to work my way up and become head janitor? It took brains, kiddo, lots of them. I didn't waste my time slaving over books
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3Still sniffling, I drank the Pepsi, even though I knew Coke was it. It was one of those compromises you make, like when I went mental because dad got me the wrong model Porsche
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2in the morning, yawning, and brought in today's paper. POLITICIAN GOES 18 MINUTES WITHOUT BREAKING WORD! read the sensational headline. The article went on to describe how
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1went on a date. He wasn't sure what he was doing, but decided that at 42 he needed to go ahead with it- however clumsy he was. The girl ended up in traction and 42 stitches, but
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3deuce! There. I had told him off. What I didn't realize was that it was Donatello I had been talking to. Things took a turn for the worse when he applied a jumping roundhouse kick
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5After watching The Matrix, she finally had it. "I'm just a part of someone's dream! I only need to wake them up!" So she tried setting her house on fire, bombing the Pentagon,
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2a cracker addict, content to let Long John Silver keep her on his shoulder for as long as he wanted, munching from her lofty perch as he shot down every last bear and squirrel.
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1but the lawsuits against his establishment were taking their toll. He had put at least half the population of his city in the hospital, and poisoned to death a good # of the rest