Finished Folds (921—940)
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9But somewhere en route to his bowl of slop, Phil's way was blocked by a horde of female zombies. Another pack suddenly appeared from behind, and now his only hope was to enter
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2quit his LSD intake, rather- he upped it. Now dragons would appear for longer, and emerge from behind his nana's apron. His dragon spoke about Earth being his pizza. It all rocked!
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1still respectable PCs. Sure, my disk drive is floppy, but I use up less energy. My memory is only 64 bytes, but you can't run anything more demanding than pac-man on me anyways
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1stop letting my cleaning lady run my life. I would stand up to her! The next time Mrs. Hawke ordered me to throw my dirty socks in the laundry, I looked her straight in the eye
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3Now, take me for instance. Do you know how hard it was to work my way up and become head janitor? It took brains, kiddo, lots of them. I didn't waste my time slaving over books
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3Still sniffling, I drank the Pepsi, even though I knew Coke was it. It was one of those compromises you make, like when I went mental because dad got me the wrong model Porsche
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2in the morning, yawning, and brought in today's paper. POLITICIAN GOES 18 MINUTES WITHOUT BREAKING WORD! read the sensational headline. The article went on to describe how
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1went on a date. He wasn't sure what he was doing, but decided that at 42 he needed to go ahead with it- however clumsy he was. The girl ended up in traction and 42 stitches, but
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3deuce! There. I had told him off. What I didn't realize was that it was Donatello I had been talking to. Things took a turn for the worse when he applied a jumping roundhouse kick
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5After watching The Matrix, she finally had it. "I'm just a part of someone's dream! I only need to wake them up!" So she tried setting her house on fire, bombing the Pentagon,
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2a cracker addict, content to let Long John Silver keep her on his shoulder for as long as he wanted, munching from her lofty perch as he shot down every last bear and squirrel.
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1but the lawsuits against his establishment were taking their toll. He had put at least half the population of his city in the hospital, and poisoned to death a good # of the rest
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2I loved those soft, furry little animals. I used to let them nibble on my toes, until one got bitten off. Frequently, I would let them eat out of the plate, share my bath with me
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4As the bus sped away, he sank to his knees, raising his arms skyward, his face a picture of rapture. "I've just seen a miracle! The lady is blessed! No more crime for me! Haleluja!
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2The first attempt came at the second garden I visited. Damn musk tried to chew my hand off. I had been on my guard, tho, so I just pulled out my Air Wick spray and warded it off
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4Had they seen the 'Popeye' sign on my front door? A mean, tough pumpkin was rolling our way. Before I could do the math on that, the spinach lifted me to its mouth, and I understoo
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1bowl of pea soup which someone had tossed out of a restaurant, and had landed on my head, gruel and peas splattering all over. I turned into the eatery to investigate, and, not
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4As long as they have nothing to do with the fold you recieved.
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6big, fluffy, pillow upon which to lay his weary head, so he could rest up for the two words he would need to slave over in order to meet tomorrow's deadline. How could life treat
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2So they dragged him to the drunk tank where he spent the night. He was rescued from starvation by the sheriff's offer of breakfast, and lived merrily (hic!) ever after.