Finished Folds (301—320)
-
5At SKINNY-Ds Plastic Emporium, we have your comfort at heart. Tired of waking up after a surgery missing some of your limbs? No problem! Your safety here is guaranteed. That is why
-
5The first contender was Jackson the Thigh Splitting Behemoth. He entered the Hippodrome and beat his chest in anticipation of a might triumph. The crowd went wild and bought all of
-
1ultation! Huzzah! Bunga Bunga! May your Bunga Bunga forever reside with your Bunga Bunga! Needless to say, Aeneas was rejected by his peers for being a freaky creep.
-
6That's certainly what Tomas Applebottom thought. He wasted most of his adult life purchasing Topps bubblegum and fitting the map together. When he finished at 80 years old, he was
-
6a rather complex, disturbing process. In many countries, these slug worms are considered to be delicacies. French cuisine connoisseur Jauque Alarie says, "They taste like crushed
-
5The director jogged over and gave the ant the script. Well, not really. He stepped on the ant in his clumsiness. So, they had to give the lead role to William Shatner instead.
-
3I, Jack the Ripper, waited in the dark corners of the red light district, waiting for the vampires to pass. When they approached me, I chucked garlic at their faces. They looked at
-
7Thor shook his head. "No. THIS is Ragnarok." Thor proceeded to flash his stunning hair, whipping it back and forth in the sunlight. In the process, he destroyed almost everything.
-
5See that courthouse over there? Yeah, that one with all the criminals in nooses? That is my masterpiece. A masterpiece of Justice. Let no man stand before the Law.
-
3know that Bovine Warming is a real, terrible thing. You know what we should do about it? Kill the cows. Kill the cows and you might save a life sometime in the future. Maybe.
-
3g a barrel-full of peaches and human femurs into the courtyard. The dragon and all his dragon buddies laughed and joked and breathed fire like any good dragons would do. Poor Frank
-
4into a brick wall. I dreamed that I married Ursula and that we had lots of squid-children. Goofy was their nanny and took care of them when I was at work. Happy ending indeed.
-
5This would create mass confusion in monarchies. Kings would send heralds to make decrees, but the decrees would be interpreted as questions. Kingdoms would crumble to little pieces
-
3"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.
-
5Mildred's first expedition to space was fairly uneventful. Until she found out that she was going to be accompanied by several dozen ex-mob-bosses. The void looked welcoming now.
-
3When the Austro-Hungarian Empire decided that it would mark its territorial border in the middle of a tavern on 24th Street, Little Jimmy knew things were about to get messy.
-
2He saw his target emerge from the bar's side entrance. The alley was dark, but he had prepared for these conditions. He trained his sights on the moonshiner and pulled the trigger.
-
3Some Giraffe gangs are quite nice, though. They set up little ice cream stands and offer you ice cream. It's a little awkward when you find out the cones are made of human skulls.
-
3ping paper which tasted strangely like bubble gum. When I was finished with my Josh push-ups, I got on my Josh computer and did some Josh web surfing, looking for Josh. I found tha
-
5with powdered sugar and a little taste of lemon." The crowd cheered in wild admiration at Larry's words. Larry was a legend. One time, he gave a speech on cold lemons. His wisdom w