Finished Folds (21—40)
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4To anyone. Except that dude with the weasel. I might have told him. Or his weasel. That night is still a bit blurry in my head. Anyway, my story. Yes.The one I'd never tell. It all
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4We had to come out, it was getting awkward with 5 of us flaming homosexuals crammed up in one tiny closet. We gave poor mom such a scare she almost had a miscarriage! Her 6th baby
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6raper, that the Loch Ness monster was actually Bigfoot and Chupacabra's long lost lovechild, and most importantly, the secret to Giorgio Tsoukalos' gravity-defying hair: Aliens!
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4anger issues that even feces-throwing therapy couldn't cure. And since no shrink in town had taken him seriously didn't make things any better. Poor Bogous the Baboon had no choice
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4"Unless you count that thing with the rubber ducks and the clowns. But it was the 90s! Everyone was doing it! I'm a good person, I am!" he thought as the police siren was moving
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7Little did my friend know, sweetbreads weren't sweet at all. Nor were they bread. Such is the way of the French! As my friend admired the various poached and fried animal glands
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2Not that it bothered her, though. "Cubes are way cooler than atoms, anyway!", Sarah thought. "I mean, they're pointy and stuff!" But how would they deal with all those cubes?
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5She stared at the blank page in front of her. Blank and empty. Just like her mind. "I need 10 pages by tomorrow!" she thought. Desperate, she picked up
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7Little did he know that Homunculus was never to be seen again, as this had all been part of his plan to take over the world by stealing the entire planet's supply of pickles.
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6meat and other edible or non-edible parts of savannah animals. Madam Wong was the expert when you had any sort of hippo loaf situation gone awry. She had learned her skills in
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1The attic, however, was a completely different story, as it continued to be filled with the gruesome remains of dead squirrels, wolf guts and, of course, Granny's favorite,
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1Luckily, even though nobody had noticed, Tommy Wiseau (writer and director of the cult classic "The Room") was there also, just in time to say O HAI to everyone, including
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5of the foo dog was a troublesome one, of which I would want no part of. Such a curse could leave a man (or woman) brainless, or even worse, Coccyx-less! So I took it upon myself to
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6was greeted by no other than Flumsy, the tiny basement leprechaun he had kidnapped all those years ago. Flumsy was a strange creature, closely resembling
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2I grew up in Eastern Europe, ignorant of his existence.At first, I thought Carrot Top was just a cartoon. He.. It..couldn't be real.So I had to go see it for myself. Oh! the horror
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3"Please don't let it rhyme!" begged the hound with sadness; "I pray thee, kind girl, put an end to this madness!" But in disgust she let out a grunt, for she was just an evil lil'
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2pose for the latest issue of his magazine, but in the end she got rejected (wrong hair color & not enough plastic surgeries). Apparently, some girl "Barbie" got the job instead.
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5she inevitably wasted another 10 hours stalking everyone she knew, then tending to her farm, fish, mafia, zoo, city and all other such -villes. "A day well spent!" she thought, but
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5He had listened to it countless times, dissecting the tune into pieces, obsessively searching for hidden meanings to the lyrics that baffled him. He tried playing it backwards, but
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4they put an end to it all, proving, once again, that there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.