Finished Folds (41—60)

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  find some useful information online.After browsing several pages dedicated to French Pig Latin conspiracy theories, alien abductions, Nibiru & the new world order, he stumbled upon

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 16:21:00

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  With one final farewell, fostering feeble, faint feelings of unfathomable fright, she fought to forget. Fantasies of freedom and fortune, fears and failures, foretellings of fate

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 14:24:59

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  actually start wondering why I'm part of yet another story that revolves around cows and body fluids."Curiouser and curiouser!" I cried, as I began to realize that the human psyche

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 08:57:45

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  with the new Tampax SucksItAll (brain included), the 24h protection- 3and a half drops -medium flow- satin feeling -easy to insert- floral scented -ultraslim- eco friendly version

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 02:22:25

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  going back in time and killing the freakin' genius who had invented them. Paradoxically, the marshmallow creator was none other than her grandfather, which meant that

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 02:03:11

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  and apparently so did the virgins and the metal men (although their chastity had been quite shady to begin with), leaving behind a large pile of pop-cherry flavoured metal hoes. He

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  Kat

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  2011-01-29 01:11:37

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  a tree-huggin hippie. "Dig it?" asked Pikachu as he lit a joint and started poofing. "Far out, man.. Groovin' far out. Radical. Whoaaaa.." Ash blinked and stared in disbelief, as

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 23:41:51

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  "Puny Kitty!" (To a person with a fairly average IQ, none of this would have made any sense. But nature had blessed Hulk with an Incredibly brute intuition, to make up for his lack

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 22:35:29

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  potassium cyanide in their meals. Ahhh, there's nothin' like a good ol' lethal asphyxiant to save a guy from his wife's constant nagging or from her incessant complaints about

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 22:16:54

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  modesty, and his simplicity most of all. In fact, I believe the Folding Father sent him here so that the less gifted of us folders could all shine in comparison! Such generosity!..

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 03:47:42

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  organize a Village People reunion/ orgy. But wait! Three of their former members were missing: Fireman Vacuum, Indian BlowDryer and the notoriously kinky Vibro-Cop. How could they

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 02:33:26

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  stealing his bottom bitch and turning her into a morbidly obese cowgirl. The plan proved to be ridiculously easy to accomplish given the fact that she had an appetite the size of

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 02:05:57

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  go haywire and punish us all by randomly spamming the same old nonsensical gibberish. Then it suddenly occured to me that I could use the statue as a booby trap, so

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 01:49:47

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  put an end to his foul broadcast once and for all. The best way to do that was to get the world's most hated celebrities to make a live appearance and perform

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 01:33:05

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  and tiny warthogs. Needless to say, these creatures weren't easy to find in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Thankfully, they always kept a fresh stock of

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 01:25:25

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  lubrication. Everyone knows what an improperly lubricated remote control does to your

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 01:03:36

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  us all from an almost imminent headache if he just stopped broadcasting alltogether...

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 00:51:30

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  but frankly he doesn't really care, he's just there to fornicate with your brain cells through fallacious reasoning and subliminal messages including naughty images of cows and

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  Kat

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  2011-01-28 00:45:02

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  His nipples were like Milk Duds, perfectly matching the color of his eyes. Large, round and perky. Ever since his early days had he worshiped their perfection, in hope that one day

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  Kat

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  2011-01-27 23:44:06

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  Boy, could SHE "Mooo!".. Soon after completing the inseminations and taking a well-deserved nap, he advanced to the next item on the agenda,

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  Kat

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  2011-01-27 23:27:57