Finished Folds (61—80)

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  The Folding Father had destroyed Brokeback Mountain, the very heart of the western transgender brainwashing cult, for they had led their Cows astray, turning their other butt-cheek

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  2011-01-27 23:12:03

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  my pillow whispered to me in my sleep, seemed to have no effect whatsoever. I needed something much stronger, something specifically designed for my

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  2011-01-27 22:32:08

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  The massive genocide worstened the overpopulation already existent in Hell, leading to an alarming rate of fire-maintaining fuel consumption.Gradually, hell... is freezing over.

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  2011-01-27 22:24:54

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  But they still wouldn't vote for Pedro. Not now, now in a million years, and there's nothing in the world that could make them change their minds. Except, maybe, a

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  2011-01-27 22:11:49

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  was the naked man fast asleep in his bedroom? He had to get to the bottom of this. Literally. There was only one way to compare the dead body in the bushes to that other man:

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  2011-01-27 22:00:15

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  all gathered up at the tips of his toes. Talk about clown feet!! Finding shoes that fitted had always been a headache, so one day he got tired of it and decided to

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  2011-01-27 21:39:31

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  he was very.. veeery curious. His topics of interest included men and women, boys and girls, various mammals like meerkats and donkeys, even your occasional dead squirrel, but

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  2011-01-27 21:32:20

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  down his zipper, unleashing not one, but three perfectly proportioned miniature adult Gnarkles.What exactly were Gnarkles? Well, they were the similar but slightly stingier version

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  2011-01-27 21:23:08

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  the Beast's lair, hurrying with the pizzas (they had a "Get-the-pizza-in-less-than-15-min.-or-you-get-to-eat-the-delivery-guy" policy). The Beast reminded him of

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  2011-01-27 21:10:14

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  plastic shovel and after making them poop themselves from the pain I would check to see if I find any golden mini-turds which I would eventually sell, so that by Monday

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  2011-01-27 21:01:58

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  in the end it didn't really matter, because nobody actually gave a rat's ass about them or their union. What people DID care about, though, was the big-bosomed waitress with

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  2011-01-27 20:20:36

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  get rid of the elephants' greatest rival, the most foul of opponents and most evil of competitors.. the infamous Heffalumps. Purple beasts so vicious that

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  2011-01-27 20:05:24

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  filling the place up with radioactive hairballs, which began multiplying exponentially. But even this disastruous situation wouldn't pose a problem for

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  2011-01-27 19:50:20

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  gracefully, leaving their pink feathered unicorns on the bright green pasture to graze peacefully among the daffodills.Ready to save the day, the heroes took out their mirrors and

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  2011-01-27 19:38:22

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  She tried cute, she tried creepy, she tried funny, even weepy, Yet the poor girl had no clues..why she wasn't getting views.Soon enough the answer came; as HE was the one to blame:

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  2011-01-27 18:26:14

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  or even take pictures with their favourite folksy characters, Ticklish Uvula and Gag the Reflex. Any day at the Vomitorium is guaranteed to satisfy your

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  2011-01-27 18:06:24

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  the difference, as they were all background low quality stunt-doubles hired by the hour and didn't really have any significance whatsoever. All they had to do was

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  2011-01-27 17:53:17

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  until it bursts out of our nostrils. Then we play games and see who can throw it the farthest. Whoever scores the lowest is left outside in the cold, and as punishment he has to

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  2011-01-27 17:46:30

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  three-legged camel with no toes, and pointed the weapon to his own head. That seemed to do the trick. Then, the creature suddenly began

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  2011-01-27 17:32:17

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  them like never before seen footage of Yoda manually.. handling Vader's lightsaber. Fact of the matter is, geeks aren't used to having pretty girls around them, so they tend to

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  2011-01-27 17:16:56