Finished Folds (141—160)
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2nowhere to be found, so Buddha decided to go look for him. He stepped out of the studio and the first thing he saw was
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2on earth she could have survived for almost a century with an alien fetus attached to her
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0"Ahh, violent deaths always get my tummy hungry!" said Yogi. "But these peaches need a side dish!" So he scooped up the dead racoon's brain scattered on the forest floor, and
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2and pulled out a rotten banana peel, which the hooker gently placed on the table."You know what's good about being a transvestite?" the hooker asked, with a bitter laugh
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2tiny chihuhuas in pink fluffy purses. My lifelong fetish, the obsession that had triggered my neurosis, the guilty torment that had turned me into
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5Stranded on that unfamiliar planet, they had very few options: search the surroundings and look for help, or stay in their shuttle and play strip poker. They decided to
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0only Lindsay Lohan and herself could understand. In fact, that wasn't the only thing those two had in common.
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2to be as loud as he wanted, so he had to traumatize the victim even more by torturing baby squirrels in front of him, and making him watch repeated reruns of
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2I could grow my own kiwis. I had a farm up north, hired Smurfs to work there. They would breed my kiwis and rub them with Smurf milk so they would get all slippery-stubbly, then
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3Red rats rehearsing rife rattles, risked retaliation. Readers rapidly responded, ranting repeatedly.
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2the fiery depths of hell, made in a swirling vortex of chaotic dust, as it would one day serve its true purpose and be used for
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1a boy's corpse. Those bastards! They had killed him. They had killed Kenny. He had been
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3The task was simple enough, all she had to do was to follow the smell. The sweet stench of a homeless person was something she had longed for, just like her strong morbid desire to
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6first sight. She's the biggest, juiciest, most desirable papaya he had ever seen. He instantly falls head over heels. He'll eventually discover that she wasn't actually a papaya,
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1could she dress them up like little chipmunks and have her way with them while they stood there unconscious. Then, as they would slowly start to bleed, she could use them as
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3texted and kept texting and he couldn't do anything to stop her. With the hamster stuffed down his throat making him gag, the clicking sounds of her texting driving him insane, he
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2he could never try the better kind, for those bananas were kept for the Mighty Ones. That's what he called them, since he did not know their true names. Unlike him, they lived in
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5all major celebrities in one last failed attempt to turn the world into one big scary Broadway musical. Even to this day, on cold nights, you can still hear her singing...
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3started singing the French national anthem. The whale was doomed. She was in foreign enemy waters, with a singing dragon head bursting out of her blow hole. Desperately, she tried
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3wearing a pink tutu and sparkling silver tights. Nonetheless, recognizing Lincoln by his top hat and beard, the two boys approached the spaceship and