Finished Folds (121—140)

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  shattered into thousands of pieces, and the souls of all the burgers and pizzas she had purged came out soaring in the air and

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  2011-01-27 02:15:07

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  but then, out of the 19th hole jumped the Kitty, who had already been Watching the Birdie for quite some time, especially during the most private hours of the night. Soon enough,

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  2011-01-27 02:10:37

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  his Happy Gay Friends. Allthough he has no such friends, they're all either imaginary or very, very sad. All he has is

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  2011-01-27 02:07:21

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  it was a good time to start disobeying me, and instead, it started doing a horrendous impersonation of Lady Gaga, using my fingers to shape her lips. Finally, the tingly sensation

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  2011-01-27 02:03:54

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  bald spot was in desperate need for a rub. And, to his dismay, she had chosen him to do the job. The only thing he could think of was

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  2011-01-27 01:59:44

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  make her pop chuzzles out her nostrils. Big, colored, fuzzy, squeaky chuzzles. They would float around and

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  2011-01-27 01:55:29

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  I went to a happy place. It woke up parts of me that I never realized I had before. Sensations I had never even experienced. I could hear the distant echo of

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  2011-01-27 01:47:23

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  and really tough although I wasn't actually sure of my gender since I had gone through more than three consecutive sex-change operations. Plus, the glasses didn't help. In fact ,

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  2011-01-27 01:42:21

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  She gave him the dried fruit and the dusty rubber wheels she had found in her back yard, and wished him good luck. But there was something strange about the coupon. It seemed to

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  2011-01-27 01:34:58

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  she could pop his head at a mere glance and be rid of him once and for all. Things would be so much simpler. Or maybe if she could turn him into

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  2011-01-27 01:23:19

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  eventually gotten her into prostitution and repeated assaults from a syphilitic midget named PeeWee. The Sweet 'n Low account was all that could save her from

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  2011-01-27 01:20:00

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  I found no place to poop. No bushes, nothing. Why did this always have to happen to me?!? All I can say is that desperate times call for desperate measures. So I

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  2011-01-27 01:12:36

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  "..some steroids, and a fake Italian accent. If you wanna learn how to fight, first you're gonna have to

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  2011-01-27 01:08:07

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  ..but they certainly come in handy when you're bored and you have nothing to play with! I mean ... I know you can't fly with them, but at least you can

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  2011-01-27 01:02:12

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  the former asian high-tec blow-up doll. The new model was unique and terrifying at the same time. It looked like

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  2011-01-27 00:56:57

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  of the evil-worshipping midgets. As children kept eating the cursed ice-cream, I could only watch in horror as

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  2011-01-27 00:51:00

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  worship me forever and ever, they would be my subjects and I would be their idol. I would make them

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  2011-01-27 00:46:04

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  They are fairly similar to a species of bipedal primates who possess the uncanny ability to increase and adapt the size of their

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  2011-01-27 00:42:03

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  rubber duck she had in her pocket and squeezed its head. Strangely enough, the rubber duck

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  2011-01-27 00:26:13

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  serial killers and obsessive maniacs make the best restaurant and hotel owners in the world. It takes a certain "strength of the spirit" to be able to

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  2011-01-27 00:15:54