Finished Folds (81—100)
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2out of its cage and it's running around the house with a shred of sticky cellophane making its way through its rectum. In order to catch the dog, the trick is to get a very large
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3Dark and scary. A deep-purple fog filled the void, followed by sudden glimpses. Instantaneous flashes revealing what must have been her only weakness: pink fluffy
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3most of her arms, legs and tentacles during the Great War. The old lady had also scattered some across the oceans in a desperate attempt to help the jellyfish in their struggle for
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1feminism and Victorian social mores. Only then did he see the true genius behind it all: There are movies so awful and so bad, that they manage to turn your brain to
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3much like the Grinch's heart, had grown three sizes that day. And because his behind had started off at a considerable size, it was now so big that it posed a threat to his
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1-time wormhole opened by George Lucas himself, thus turning it all into a lame flashy overrated Hollywood scene. The new digitally enhanced chupacabra
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6to join their bodies into a giant orangutan-shaped formation, which proved to be pretty much useless since they were in the middle of the ocean and orangutans can't swim. Meanwhile
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2had it been a mere trick of the light? I had always wished for a hippopotamus for X-mas, but did that mean I would get a rhino for my birthday? This wasn't the first time I had
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2made them watch as her dog ate paper after paper. Soon enough, her plan was starting to work. Everyone in school had become so desperate that they were actually considering
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3detective was offering a simple, innocent handshake. Hyperpigmentation was his most deeply feared phobia. That, and feeling like he was being constantly watched by a duck wearing
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3Then again, I might have been drunk at the moment, so my vision may have been somewhat distorted.Dick might have been a creepy old man in a trench coat offering candy to kids. But,
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3strange looking ice cream truck driven by a one-legged scuba diver. He had a mushroom-shaped wart on his neck which seemed to work as a GPS, giving him directions. It wasn't until
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1and binge-eat my way to happiness. It wasn't until I had reached my first couple-hundred pounds that I thought to myself: "Hey, why don't I call
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4be thick enough to serve as base for her main dish, so she's always had to use the yellow pages instead. This year, however, grandma came up with a much better way to
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3we ended up performing some sort of pagan sadistic ritual in the deep of the forest, drinking the blood of a middle-aged ginger virgin. But that still doesn't explain my itchy
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2of their trunks, carefully stacked in neat and tidy piles, sorted according to age, sex and color. Some liked to arrange the eyes in pyramids, others were more creative and liked
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3The things that man could do with just a bungee cord and a wet carrot! He always exceeded my expectations. Oh, poor Mr. Marischino, if only you hadn't
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1examined herself in the bathroom mirror, wondering if he would be able to notice her oddly shaped
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4insure the survival of the parasite species that had occupied her exoskeleton, turning it into an alien modern version of
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3seduced like that again. He had made a terrible mistake, an unspeakable sin. Yett he couldn't stop thinking about Terrence and his enourmous