Finished Folds (1—17)
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7Acting out in real life a childrens fairytail isn't something I usually do. It was just a bit of fun, honest, but it turned into one of the most scary things I've ever done. It
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5Hair loss, Ha! Tell me about it. I've tried everything under the sun to get my curls back. Horse muck doesn't work, neither does applying banana skins. Today I'll try rubbing in
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5Why do I buy such trash? I have a hedgehog brush, a metal toothbrush, a rubber nail file, a pair of plastic gloves, cardboard socks and a paper shirt. Yesterday I bought a
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3I beat my mate at darts and stinky farts last night. He wasn't too pleased. He'd held both records for 2 years running. Tonight it's the burping contest and I'm eating lots of
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5It started with eating my own fingers and progressed. I've eaten a whole arm and half my left leg so far. My doctor is concerned but I can't stop and I really like the look of my
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5Having 2 heads isn't all that brilliant. People might think I'm extra clever with my ability to look everywhere at once but really it's not so good. I get double vision and
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6This is wrong, I know it, but I can't stop. Using stones and my catapult to put out street lamps is such a powerful way to hit back at the spoilers of the dark, we just don't need
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4'Dear Sandra' the Email began, 'I know what I said last in the back of the car about what I felt for you, but in truth it was all lies. What I meant to say was that I thought you
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3Being a TV newsreader might seem like a glam job. In truth I hate it. The mail I get is either all smarmy or down right insulting. For instance, this one from a 25 year old lady,
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1and were coming to enforce a top-up of our scent glands. I'd heard about policemen like those before and decided I wasn't having their grubby flower scented fingers invading my
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7but...too late, we relized we didn't have our oven gloves on. After screaming for 3 days and smearing on butter to our badly burnt hands we got back to concentraing on the task at
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11He then swam down and took my socks off, 'Dash it all' I thought, my mother-in-Law's Christmas present too? What's he going to go for next, surely not my
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5No good...the xray scanner showed he was without briefs, danh, does nothing go as planned? How about smearing him with radioactive gell? That's a possible, yes. That's the plan
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6foward and he slowly turned to look back. His face wasn't one of humour, it was full of anger, full of hate, a face with blood-shot eyes looking for the culprit. Jeez...'Fred,
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2get a grip. What's real? What's not? What's to fear? Am I crazy? Breath..breath slowly, calm down, this can be controlled. Now, what's my best, my safest move to
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2Soft rain, almost like snow flakes brushed her face so gently it was almost a dream, but of course it couldn't be. Just for now she would relished the seductive touch of it.
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2take drastic action, he reached into the kitchen drawer and chose the sharpest knife he could find. Testing it's edge along the ball of his thumb,