Finished Folds (201—220)
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4"Yes, sir, Mr. Bookman, sir, whatever you say, sir!", I replied with deadpan sarcasm as my boss continued his bizarre transformation into an octopus on the other side of my desk.
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3Then the Russia-North Korea Coalition came to save the day! Their collusion was so intense that the planet instantly fried to a crisp and... sorry, my heart just isn't in it.
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5, which is a small archipelago off the west coast of Easter Island, approximately three square miles in area and home to the rare Yolkfish, the Wester Bunny pulled out his gun and
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11Jim heard nothing but crickets. "Tough crowd", he thought to himself. "So, did you hear about the priest who went crazy during his sermon? It was mass hysteria!"
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4Incident, which led to an escalation of tensions between nations and eventually led to World War 3. Not much of the planet is left to remember how it all went down, but some say
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14turkey full of mashed potatoes and preheated the oven to 450 degrees fahrenheit. She carefully measured out two cups of flour and handed them to Mr. Butterworth, who was still
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4the Swiss Army Hat, which allowed him to use his head for just about anything. Too bad he couldn't say "Go Go Gadget Brains!" and make himself any smarter. C'est la vie, I guess.
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3Why is it that every time I say the word "Alfalfa", everyone looks at me like I
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1Dejected, I walked back to my cubicle and gazed forlornly at my stack of Marvel comics. What were they worth, now that Wolverine had refused to officiate our wedding? I sat and
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3something else happened. Then there was stuff. And things, too! He couldn't comprehend all the stuff and things. And that explains why there is a man-shaped hole in my wall.
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5directly to jail (without passing Go or collecting $200), or they should sell off all their homes and hotels so the other kids had a decent shot at winning. Of course, it didn't
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4Like, there was this other time where I rode a totally rad skate board down this steep hill, right? And it hit this rock that had all sorts of cool sparkly bits in it, and man I
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5Smurf blood all over the place and immediately took away their car keys. "Now children, what have I told you about road raging in Smurf Village? Go sit in your corners!" The
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4concludes my presentation on Reaganomics and the Influence of Chickens on the Common House Cat. Any questions? Yes, you there in the back row.
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4M at the top of the hill. From there, I could see an upper-case I (or was that a lower-case l? I could never tell), and another hill beyond that had a C. My hoard of beasts was
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5One of them eventually did speak up, though. "I'll bet you never sausage a thing! Man, this place is the wurst! A wiener is you! I'm having so much bun--" Noah tossed him out
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4you take two mallards, a potato and a bag of hammers, mix them up in the stock market, then distribute them evenly amongst the poor countries, you'll have a global ambiguity the
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3The following day, Donald Trump found some really asenine way to attack his opponent with this, even though there was a good chance the Paparazzi's photos had nothing to do with
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3the Secret Service. Tiny cameras mounted on their sunglasses picked up the ballcap's stripes and colors and analyzed them against the national terrorist database for clues as to
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6he chummed at me shellfishly. A piano tuna gullied up to the bar, sitting next to me. "Yo, barkeep! Gimme a Spiked PIke!" The bartender floundered for a moment, casting about for