Finished Folds (201—220)
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3for a while, but then decided she needed some different reading material. This storybook was just a little too weird. So she browsed Amazon for a new book on celestial fairies,
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4-ked. "No. And you never WILL!" I only intended to shoot him, but instead I accidentally destroyed the known universe. Oops.
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3to him, but apparently not to his class. So he got out his trusty bottle of Chuckle Acid and pointed it at them. They immediately sat up and paid attention. "Very good, class."
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4Chuckle Acid, the ultimate in joint pain relief. Rather than mask your pains, Chuckle Acid makes your joints laugh and forget about what's ailing them. It's like
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7get back to what he does best: Boring statistics and history lessons. In Clown School, you ask? Why, yes, of course! Chuckle Acid™ is the ultimate education tool - nothing like an
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4a hundred years or more. Why? What good was it to spill the beans when you don't have any beans to spill? The trash cans were full of beans of all kinds. Kidney beans, garbanzo
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4, or something to that effect, anyway. As you can see, sir, he was drunk as a skunk when he told me all of this. I don't believe his testimony is trustworthy." The detective
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4disco hall, where lights flashed in random colors and people danced in unfamiliar, archaic patterns wearing rainbow wigs. Then, for reasons that cannot be explained scientifically,
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3Zorglax, the leader of the Martian fleet parked on the opposite side of the moon. "Soon, we will pounce and steal their precious artwork!", he said, though it sounded more like
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4The Butterfingers stood up and shook their fists. "Why do we always get blamed for people dropping things? It's a crime against candy!" The Mars Bars rolled their eyes and sighed,
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4showed them! Yes I did! I loaded every one of my honey-glazed-ham-and-pasta-sauce sandwiches into my death cannon and blasted them all to smithereens. Make fun of MY sandwich
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5I put on my white bell-bottoms and my blue suede shoes, my red rubber nose and my rainbow wig. Applied my face paint and walked out the door. The Disco Clown was back!
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5right off a cliff and fell into the ocean below. From there, he drifted on the sea for four days in his featureless sphere, until he eventually washed up on the shore of
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14"Bismellah! NO! We will not give you bread!" "Give me bread!" "Bismellah! We will not give you bread!" "Give me bread" Will not give you bread! "Give me bread-ohh-ohh-ohh" "No no
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5, but only on flights where William Shatner was a passenger. Which means... DUN DUN DUN!!! Captain Kirk was a RUSSIAN SPY! It all makes sense now! Imma go inform the special
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4"Yes, sir, Mr. Bookman, sir, whatever you say, sir!", I replied with deadpan sarcasm as my boss continued his bizarre transformation into an octopus on the other side of my desk.
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3Then the Russia-North Korea Coalition came to save the day! Their collusion was so intense that the planet instantly fried to a crisp and... sorry, my heart just isn't in it.
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5, which is a small archipelago off the west coast of Easter Island, approximately three square miles in area and home to the rare Yolkfish, the Wester Bunny pulled out his gun and
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11Jim heard nothing but crickets. "Tough crowd", he thought to himself. "So, did you hear about the priest who went crazy during his sermon? It was mass hysteria!"
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4Incident, which led to an escalation of tensions between nations and eventually led to World War 3. Not much of the planet is left to remember how it all went down, but some say