Finished Folds (181—200)
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3But the reason we chose, above all else, was that we just didn't like him. In fact, we hated him so much that we booted him off the whole planet. So long, sucker!
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3what fun it was to flee from a one-horse plushie slaying. Over the hills I went, laughing all the way.
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4beeped three times and exploded in a brilliant spray of confetti. And at that precise moment, the roof opened to a sky full of planets and stars singing "Love Shack". That medicine
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3I have indeed noticed a difference! You can't fool me with your cheap instant coffee, Batman! (Batman turns to Robin.) I TOLD you to get the Starbucks Pike Place Roast! (Robin
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4press charges for the crater my exploding bunghole left on their moon. In fact, it turned out to be a nice addition - it completed the nose on their moon's face, so they erected a
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8circus. Mind you, she didn't actually JOIN the circus, she just sold her body to it. That made her a lot of money, but having lost her corporeal body, money became useless to her.
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4and plunged it into darkness that would last for a hundred years. And of course, the politician blamed it on Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. It was THEIR fault that he didn't
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4had just finished his last set. The spacegoers were getting restless. Barnes needed a new plan, and fast, or the people would start listening to Nickelback! The star fell to the fl
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7Reindeer Keeper's Guild, or RKG for short, asking them how they handled it when Rudolph organized the Great Reindeer Strike of 1952. But his head postman, also an elf, refused to
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3The goon replied. "H-E-double...?" Then he collapsed, an eerie blue glow in his eyes. I could just barely make out the words: "This program has performed an illegal operation..."
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4But t'was it assumed correctly? For the Man-of-War could no more forget the sea, than the Founding Fathers could ever have been supposed to have sex with Bill. So I left.
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5But I always did wonder, just how intelligent IS a pile of rocks, anyway? It's not like the pile of rocks knows its name, or is capable of speaking, much less any sort of thought.
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2was off in the corner snickering at some stupid online game this whole time. Becca was totally oblivious to the Samzabeast that was so incompetently trying to eat the prisoners'
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4But what lay before them beyond the exits was even worse than they could have possibly ever imagined. It consumed them whole, then vanished without a trace.
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6"Funny accent for baking cookies, meesa have?" And that was the line that finally killed the Star Wars franchise once and for all.
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4-ht have been a problem, were it not for the frequent trans-dimensional portals he used to keep his abundant stash away from view of the authorities. They could smell it, but they
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9This sounds like a job for... DUN da-da-DUN!! DETECTIVE MANATEE!!! The masked detective burst through the wall, leaving a hole shaped like a pitcher, and said "OH YEAH!", before
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2-ebowski, the lawyers, Frank, the locksmith, Mike, the lion tamer, Grgnak, the space alien, Thomas, the tank engine, and Irene, the librarian. Suddenly, Harpo woke up. "What a
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3irate with him when you finally managed to dig your way out of the grave he'd put you in, your body having already partially decomposed and people having moved on with their lives
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4at the barber shop. I was getting my usual mullet perm when Sir Yakko of Anvilania came in for no apparent reason and handed me this cat. To this day, I still don't know why he