Finished Folds (181—200)
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4-ht have been a problem, were it not for the frequent trans-dimensional portals he used to keep his abundant stash away from view of the authorities. They could smell it, but they
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9This sounds like a job for... DUN da-da-DUN!! DETECTIVE MANATEE!!! The masked detective burst through the wall, leaving a hole shaped like a pitcher, and said "OH YEAH!", before
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2-ebowski, the lawyers, Frank, the locksmith, Mike, the lion tamer, Grgnak, the space alien, Thomas, the tank engine, and Irene, the librarian. Suddenly, Harpo woke up. "What a
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3irate with him when you finally managed to dig your way out of the grave he'd put you in, your body having already partially decomposed and people having moved on with their lives
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4at the barber shop. I was getting my usual mullet perm when Sir Yakko of Anvilania came in for no apparent reason and handed me this cat. To this day, I still don't know why he
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3for a while, but then decided she needed some different reading material. This storybook was just a little too weird. So she browsed Amazon for a new book on celestial fairies,
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4-ked. "No. And you never WILL!" I only intended to shoot him, but instead I accidentally destroyed the known universe. Oops.
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3to him, but apparently not to his class. So he got out his trusty bottle of Chuckle Acid and pointed it at them. They immediately sat up and paid attention. "Very good, class."
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4Chuckle Acid, the ultimate in joint pain relief. Rather than mask your pains, Chuckle Acid makes your joints laugh and forget about what's ailing them. It's like
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7get back to what he does best: Boring statistics and history lessons. In Clown School, you ask? Why, yes, of course! Chuckle Acid™ is the ultimate education tool - nothing like an
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4a hundred years or more. Why? What good was it to spill the beans when you don't have any beans to spill? The trash cans were full of beans of all kinds. Kidney beans, garbanzo
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4, or something to that effect, anyway. As you can see, sir, he was drunk as a skunk when he told me all of this. I don't believe his testimony is trustworthy." The detective
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4disco hall, where lights flashed in random colors and people danced in unfamiliar, archaic patterns wearing rainbow wigs. Then, for reasons that cannot be explained scientifically,
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3Zorglax, the leader of the Martian fleet parked on the opposite side of the moon. "Soon, we will pounce and steal their precious artwork!", he said, though it sounded more like
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4The Butterfingers stood up and shook their fists. "Why do we always get blamed for people dropping things? It's a crime against candy!" The Mars Bars rolled their eyes and sighed,
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4showed them! Yes I did! I loaded every one of my honey-glazed-ham-and-pasta-sauce sandwiches into my death cannon and blasted them all to smithereens. Make fun of MY sandwich
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5I put on my white bell-bottoms and my blue suede shoes, my red rubber nose and my rainbow wig. Applied my face paint and walked out the door. The Disco Clown was back!
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5right off a cliff and fell into the ocean below. From there, he drifted on the sea for four days in his featureless sphere, until he eventually washed up on the shore of
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14"Bismellah! NO! We will not give you bread!" "Give me bread!" "Bismellah! We will not give you bread!" "Give me bread" Will not give you bread! "Give me bread-ohh-ohh-ohh" "No no
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5, but only on flights where William Shatner was a passenger. Which means... DUN DUN DUN!!! Captain Kirk was a RUSSIAN SPY! It all makes sense now! Imma go inform the special