Finished Folds (221—240)
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4hugger that had taken up residence in their back yard. My Celtic wife was madly in love with this man, but her feminine charms did nothing to distract him from his love of trees.
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3a dish best served directly from the freezer, on a silver platter with an ice-cold beverage and a side of cold grits. Marty had been working on his Facebook blackmailing of Johann
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8Spin your partner, do see do, brazen calligraphy, go go go!" The dance students stared blankly at the teacher, who'd apparently gone quite off the rails. "FIre your missiles, jam
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4Sean wasn't impressed, so he picked up his Nandos and followed the other guys out. I stood there for a moment, wondering if maybe I should have said that differently. Oh well,
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2drawled as he began to enter the final code into the ship's self-destruct sequence. "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right..." He paused. What came after that? Was it
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11beans to engage the Red Bean Army. "ATTENTION! Get down that vine and make hummus of them! And make it snap-peas!" A Red Bean spy beaned the bean-commander with a beam of beano
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5Jenna's mother was pretty confused, though, when she texted "What game are you playing?" to her daughter and got back "LOL" as a response. She didn't find this at all funny.
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3unending. Teach me the secret to the perfect angle at which the fedora meets the great cranium in the sky. I shall serve thy greatness, O Great Haberdasher, until the end of
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4shady spades. Or something like that. Never was sure of the specific kinds of shenanigans those two got up to. Anyway, you should make the best of your inheritance, son, for you
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5formed, disbanded, formed again, then split into five separate sub-societies, one for each claw of the Dragon's left foot. A rival society, the Dragon's Muzzle, also formed to
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4all of their belongings and hauled them to the nearest pawn shop, and came away with just enough cash to afford this bounty of fresh fruits. "Whole Paycheck, indeed", said
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3years ago. It had been a rainy night, and the man who would eventually become Mayor was just a sad, burnt-out disco clown looking for work. He stumbled into the bar, dropping his
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5-dling caught fire, causing a huge conflagration to erupt in the midst of the battle. The Stickmen ran for cover as mighty balls of fire rained down from the heavens. "Well, that
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2And with that random stream of consciousness out of the way, I went back to what I was doing before, which was
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10It's difficult to come up with a good computer model of a flan. The simulations tend to jiggle too much, and you just can't really capture the sweet creamy texture of the dessert
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2It took all the courage I could mustard to slay the mighty Mayo Demon, but I relished the victory. My wife Patty awaited as I returned to the Thousand Islands a hero.
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5Well, that's not important. The important point was that he had gotten there all on his own, and nobody was going to stop him! It was now or never! Would he spell his way to
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6fine way to waste lots of time doing nothing productive on the Internet, and he would be DANGED if he didn't get just one last fold in before the mothership came to whisk him away.
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3Only, he forgot that there were no Klingons in Star Wars. Not even the Expanded Universe. Maxwell Hammer's script was ultimately rejected, and Roger Ebert would later pan the
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4Then after that, a huge explosion tore the earth asunder, and everyone died. The end. (No animals were harmed in the making of this FoldingStory.)