Finished Folds (221—240)
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14turkey full of mashed potatoes and preheated the oven to 450 degrees fahrenheit. She carefully measured out two cups of flour and handed them to Mr. Butterworth, who was still
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4the Swiss Army Hat, which allowed him to use his head for just about anything. Too bad he couldn't say "Go Go Gadget Brains!" and make himself any smarter. C'est la vie, I guess.
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3Why is it that every time I say the word "Alfalfa", everyone looks at me like I
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1Dejected, I walked back to my cubicle and gazed forlornly at my stack of Marvel comics. What were they worth, now that Wolverine had refused to officiate our wedding? I sat and
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3something else happened. Then there was stuff. And things, too! He couldn't comprehend all the stuff and things. And that explains why there is a man-shaped hole in my wall.
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5directly to jail (without passing Go or collecting $200), or they should sell off all their homes and hotels so the other kids had a decent shot at winning. Of course, it didn't
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4Like, there was this other time where I rode a totally rad skate board down this steep hill, right? And it hit this rock that had all sorts of cool sparkly bits in it, and man I
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5Smurf blood all over the place and immediately took away their car keys. "Now children, what have I told you about road raging in Smurf Village? Go sit in your corners!" The
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4concludes my presentation on Reaganomics and the Influence of Chickens on the Common House Cat. Any questions? Yes, you there in the back row.
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4M at the top of the hill. From there, I could see an upper-case I (or was that a lower-case l? I could never tell), and another hill beyond that had a C. My hoard of beasts was
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5One of them eventually did speak up, though. "I'll bet you never sausage a thing! Man, this place is the wurst! A wiener is you! I'm having so much bun--" Noah tossed him out
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4you take two mallards, a potato and a bag of hammers, mix them up in the stock market, then distribute them evenly amongst the poor countries, you'll have a global ambiguity the
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3The following day, Donald Trump found some really asenine way to attack his opponent with this, even though there was a good chance the Paparazzi's photos had nothing to do with
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3the Secret Service. Tiny cameras mounted on their sunglasses picked up the ballcap's stripes and colors and analyzed them against the national terrorist database for clues as to
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6he chummed at me shellfishly. A piano tuna gullied up to the bar, sitting next to me. "Yo, barkeep! Gimme a Spiked PIke!" The bartender floundered for a moment, casting about for
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4hugger that had taken up residence in their back yard. My Celtic wife was madly in love with this man, but her feminine charms did nothing to distract him from his love of trees.
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3a dish best served directly from the freezer, on a silver platter with an ice-cold beverage and a side of cold grits. Marty had been working on his Facebook blackmailing of Johann
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8Spin your partner, do see do, brazen calligraphy, go go go!" The dance students stared blankly at the teacher, who'd apparently gone quite off the rails. "FIre your missiles, jam
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4Sean wasn't impressed, so he picked up his Nandos and followed the other guys out. I stood there for a moment, wondering if maybe I should have said that differently. Oh well,
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2drawled as he began to enter the final code into the ship's self-destruct sequence. "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right..." He paused. What came after that? Was it