Finished Folds (241—260)
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11beans to engage the Red Bean Army. "ATTENTION! Get down that vine and make hummus of them! And make it snap-peas!" A Red Bean spy beaned the bean-commander with a beam of beano
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5Jenna's mother was pretty confused, though, when she texted "What game are you playing?" to her daughter and got back "LOL" as a response. She didn't find this at all funny.
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4unending. Teach me the secret to the perfect angle at which the fedora meets the great cranium in the sky. I shall serve thy greatness, O Great Haberdasher, until the end of
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4shady spades. Or something like that. Never was sure of the specific kinds of shenanigans those two got up to. Anyway, you should make the best of your inheritance, son, for you
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5formed, disbanded, formed again, then split into five separate sub-societies, one for each claw of the Dragon's left foot. A rival society, the Dragon's Muzzle, also formed to
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4all of their belongings and hauled them to the nearest pawn shop, and came away with just enough cash to afford this bounty of fresh fruits. "Whole Paycheck, indeed", said
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3years ago. It had been a rainy night, and the man who would eventually become Mayor was just a sad, burnt-out disco clown looking for work. He stumbled into the bar, dropping his
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5-dling caught fire, causing a huge conflagration to erupt in the midst of the battle. The Stickmen ran for cover as mighty balls of fire rained down from the heavens. "Well, that
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2And with that random stream of consciousness out of the way, I went back to what I was doing before, which was
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10It's difficult to come up with a good computer model of a flan. The simulations tend to jiggle too much, and you just can't really capture the sweet creamy texture of the dessert
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2It took all the courage I could mustard to slay the mighty Mayo Demon, but I relished the victory. My wife Patty awaited as I returned to the Thousand Islands a hero.
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5Well, that's not important. The important point was that he had gotten there all on his own, and nobody was going to stop him! It was now or never! Would he spell his way to
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6fine way to waste lots of time doing nothing productive on the Internet, and he would be DANGED if he didn't get just one last fold in before the mothership came to whisk him away.
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3Only, he forgot that there were no Klingons in Star Wars. Not even the Expanded Universe. Maxwell Hammer's script was ultimately rejected, and Roger Ebert would later pan the
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4Then after that, a huge explosion tore the earth asunder, and everyone died. The end. (No animals were harmed in the making of this FoldingStory.)
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2In fact, Mr. Tomatohead was basically two giant eyes planted on two giant feet. He looked pretty ridiculous. "Doesn't he look ridiculous?" Applejack asked. Twilight nodded and
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2few months later, we couldn't even remember what food was like in the old days. "Another Gall Bladder on Rye?" "Delighted."
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1he reemerged from a new apartment in downtown Chicago as a butterfly emerges from its cocoon. And as that butterfly spreads its glorious wings, so too did he wear his rainbow wig
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1R. Hood couldn't help herself. She tore open the package in seconds, opening the box inside, only to find a set of her grandmother's false teeth inside. She looked up to the wolf
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2whiff of each other's rainbow wigs and fell dizzily on the floor. The Disco Clown Convention had come to an end just as soon as it started. No one made it out alive. No one, but