Finished Folds (301—320)
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4And for the 57th pick of the NFL Draft, the Saint Louis Rams pick
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4Scooby Doo, and I learned that it was the commissioner who was behind all those grave-robbing incidents and he woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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3So I moved to Florida that day. Got myself a nice apartment right on the beach. Then a hurricane
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2" Todd looked blankly at his manager. "Yeah, so? My territory is the north wing. What do I care if your guards can't keep their hands off the girls in the south side?" The manager
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4couldn't bear to reveal myself to the world after acquiring the Disco Clown Curse. Yesterday, I'd woken up with a rainbow wig, and today the rubber nose had appeared. Before long,
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6, then grinned back at Fagan. "You're wrong! It's a Swiss Army Fork!" I pressed a button on the handle, and all the tines sprang out into a variety of tools perfect for monster
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3"We go now. Board with nail, ultimate weapon." Jackie's eyes went wide. Now was his chance! In a flash of martial-arts action, Jackie triple-somersaulted and grabbed the board from
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3his minions and went back to fishing in the oil slick. "Nothing will stop me from catching that wily salmon!" he thought to himself as the crude oil soaked into his fur and entered
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3-tter had it that the factories and assembly lines of the 20th Century would soon be nothing more than the stuff of urban myths and legends. What a glorious day that would be.
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3nightmare to see Captain Hook holding a shotgun to his own head, ready to fire. Smee lunged for the Captain, but again, Bang! And once again, Smee awoke, wondering how many layers
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10It was his arch-nemesis, Thomas Edison. "What a pleasant surprise, Tesla! I'll bet you're SHOCKED to see me!" Nicola smirked and replied, "Negative, Tom, but you do CHARGE me up."
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6... manatee? Uh oh. The jig was up - the detective was on to us! "Quick, Giorgios! Hide in this trashcan!" I sought refuge in the closet. Sure enough, a moment later, our hideout
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3tell puns like nobody's business. Because, you see, I like to PUN-ish people. Get it? Hahahaha, I crack me up! So anyways, the nice man in the white coat comes up to me and says
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5his big rubber nose down on the counter, then ripped off his rainbow wig and scratched off the face paint. "I AM A DISCO CLOWN NO MORE!" The other dancers tumbled like dominoes
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3bowl of corn flakes. The jester was not amused. He started juggling the king's ball and chain at dizzying speed until finally flinging it into the king's face. "That'll teach you
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5captured and quickly converted into a zombie kitten. Cutest little zombie cat you ever did see! Aww, isn't that a wittle bitty undead thing? Ack! She bit me! Bad kitty! Braaains...
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4worth a damn and Finnegan sneezed every time he smelled cheese. These rats were in pretty bad shape overall, so anything that could make them more popular was a welcome change. But
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1"You're still working on that thing? The conference happened more than a month ago, dude!"
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1But the luxury machine wasn't interested in the billionaire, and that made him sad. He longed for the companionship of this wonderful machine with its beautiful cup holders, but
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4When they opened the box to find out if Schrodinger's Ass was alive or dead, they broke the quantum state of all existence and perished in the deep dark void. Fix indeed. :P