Finished Folds (301—320)
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5will be granted... after this word from our sponsors!" The genie displayed a large flashing sign telling Billy to install a virus scanner on his crystal ball. "Make me a Roc NOW!"
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6Do you need your squob twiggled? Call Disco Clown Services, where every employee is an expert in twiggling squobs, and we guarantee the best experience and professional results.
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2but poorly-timed bald joke. "AAAAUGGGGHHH!!!" went Colin, as he pantomimed his way down off the pile of imaginary vehicles to fall flat on his face, his chrome dome shining bright
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10As we approached the summit, the aurora shone brilliantly above us, reminding us all of just how tiny and pathetic we are in the vastness of space and time. We were truly humbled.
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4and then a _________ happened, and there were ________ in my ________ which I couldn't ________ because we were _________ with a __________ and some
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3Like, seriously, Dad! It's your fault! Why'd you have to procreate in the first place?
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4The seal screamed in horror as the man reached toward her, but when she felt his gentle touch, she opened her eyes again. He wore a kindly, reassuring smile, and she slowly warmed
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6aliens begin their exotic cabaret dance, he couldn't resist getting up on the stage with them. Next thing he knew, he was in an unfamiliar bed in a galaxy far, far away, with a
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2The end.
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0I am so mind-numbingly bored. Someone entertain me.
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10serving some green bananas to Chaz, thinking that this would be seen as a kind gesture of diplomacy. Instead, Chaz brought upon Kiefer such a penalty that only a seasoned veteran
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5" The psychiatrist reached over to poke his patient's shoulder. "Marty, you're drifting off again." Marty snapped back to reality. "Oh, yeah, sorry. Anyway, satin, jewelry, women,
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5way of my dreams. Since childhood, I'd vowed that I would one day open that door and discover the secrets that lay beyond. Every attempt was an exercise in futility. The door would
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2took the opportunity to whack him over the head with a frying pan. Out like a light. Good, now I could set my plan in motion. What matters to me, indeed. Stupid intrusive surveys.
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3your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion? I'll remind you that you still haven't conjured up the stolen data tapes, and you still don't have clairvoyance enough to find the
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4And for the 57th pick of the NFL Draft, the Saint Louis Rams pick
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4Scooby Doo, and I learned that it was the commissioner who was behind all those grave-robbing incidents and he woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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3So I moved to Florida that day. Got myself a nice apartment right on the beach. Then a hurricane
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2" Todd looked blankly at his manager. "Yeah, so? My territory is the north wing. What do I care if your guards can't keep their hands off the girls in the south side?" The manager
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4couldn't bear to reveal myself to the world after acquiring the Disco Clown Curse. Yesterday, I'd woken up with a rainbow wig, and today the rubber nose had appeared. Before long,