Finished Folds (321—340)
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5complete the anti-matter transfer in time. Only the Dalai Lama knew the secret to anti-matter containment. "You must contain the anti-matter within yourself", he had once said, but
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1Apparently the cops did too, as they examined Lisa's room and took DNA traces of all the various blood splatters in there. "Michael Jordan, Billy Crystal, Kim Kardashian... what th
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2If you pass this fold on to ten of your friends and tell them to pass it on exactly the same way, wonderful things will happen to you.
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2Noticing that my "package" seemed to have become more prominent, the guards were suspicious. "Those aren't eggs, you know," I said, winking slyly, hoping my subterfuge would be
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2All, except my perpetually-drunk grandmother. She had consumed so much whiskey and bourbon that she had literally pickled herself. She was there to welcome us to the future as we
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6blah blah blah official blah blah blah inheritance blah blah..." Evidently the person reading Billy's will had gotten bored but forgot he was still dictating to the stonecarver.
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5into the next county, where he would have found lots of shops to find the perfect gift for that special someone in his life. But instead, he remained on the escalator among the
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8a fortune on the black market." Frankie sighed and did as he was told, taking out a new sheet of parchment paper and his favorite red, blue and burnt-sienna crayons, then began to
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6And then a magic fairy appeared, waved her magic wand, and BOOM! Waka Flocka Flame became the president. Just like that! "Woo, go me!" he said. Then, a moment later, "Now what?"
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5Joe & Mildred frantically tried to call their bets when they realized that Miss Sow was winning, but it was too late. The guinea pig chewed her way through the finish line, and
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5was just a cheap knock-off of something Notla Nworb had made famous on his show "Doog Stae". The Doof Krowten had a long PR battle ahead of it, but as they say, "Emit si Yenom!"
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7I also pulled a Radio Flyer wagon behind me, which contained my laptop computer, a pile of monster truck rally tickets, a honeycomb, and a one-of-a-kind collector's edition
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1pretzels and Slim Jims. Spaghetti? Nobody will even know what PASTA is in a few more weeks! The implications of this are beyond imagination! We must combine our ingredients to
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5He was forced to watch as, one by one, the simulation consumed every available portion of the subjects' brains, until their heads literally caught on fire. Evidently, more work was
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3But of course, now I have no taste because, clearly, my tongue has been cut out. It's a vicious cycle.
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4". Translation: "I am a painter, and I enjoy my occupation very much."
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1Long story short, I reported superserious for violating the FoldingStory Terms of Service, then moved on to a wholly unrelated topic. Cheese dip! Who wants some?
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5When the sun rose the next morning, she knew she was safe at last. No longer would anyone pose any threat to her or her family again. She had survived, and she had won.
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5they ever found my dry cleaning. Last I'd heard, Dr. Claw had stolen it for some nefarious purpose, and of course Inspector Gadget was incompetent as ever. "Go Go Gadget
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2flag this inappropriate fold as Spam so that the rest of us didn't have to be subjected to this nonsense. "By jove, I think the administrator's got i!" It would be elementary to