Finished Folds (341—360)
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5Suddenly, there was a brilliant flash and a chorus of angels. His transformation complete, he stood before us all in his newfound glory. He was (dun dun dun!) THE CHAIRMAN!
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2SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations R on R.with = P.id WHERE P.iq > 140 AND P.sex = 'F' AND R.with IS NULL;
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3MEANWHILE, Jeremy Clarkson wept over a pint of beer as he lamented the termination of his contract with the BBC. His co-hosts on Top Gear were sympathetic, but The Stig remained
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3He had ignored the admonition of the old man in the cave. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!". But he didn't take it, so the shoesoler's son was unprepared in the Cursed Wood
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4hammered up another piece of soundproofing material. "Honey, don't you think we have enough sound foam up now?" He just yelled back, "What? Speak up!" She sighed, her point proven
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3But I have so many more important things to ponder, like the cure for cancer and ways to solve world hunger. I can't spend all my time figuring out my platform shoes! Why, if I
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1I have this great idea for a new book. It's called "Detective Manatee and the Disco Clowns From Mars." This is gonna be a smash hit! You see, when Detective Manatee finds himself
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6how many times can you slip and crack your head on an ice-skating rink before your brain is just gone? Surprised we're not still landing on the moon for the first time, what with
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2I picked up the phone and ordered another Opportunity Pizza, then waited for the Martian Council to deliver our verdict. Sure enough, the verdict arrived before the pizza.
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4doing their silly nuclear physics experiments in their back yard. We grabbed a camera and filmed their reactor meltdown, and got some good stills of their three-headed dog as well
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4Starfleet uniform! Every time I put it on, I feel just like a Vulcan! It's clearly the most logical choice in your wardrobe. I say, beam me up, Scotty, big boy!" James would never
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3David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Will Win The Presidency: #10: Unlike her male counterparts, she actually grew a pair.
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1Good morning, Jim. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is
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4This story will end after 10 lines.
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3Twilight Sparkle happened upon the scene a short time later. Calmly, she said, "Dear Princess Celestia. With all due respect, WTF???" Applejack helped clean up the anime vixens and
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3him. I wanted to make him see just how much I loved him. How perfect we were together. But it was too late. No matter how pretty and short the skirt, he just wasn't into guys.
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4As if to accentuate the coach's decision, a nuclear bomb destroyed the football field and annihilated both teams, all the spectators, and most of the Eastern Seaboard. Now who's
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5A few hours later, he returned with the heads of kanalu, ethanspeltz, fitzy and kuku1808 stuffed in his backpack. "Now, anyone else want to start a FoldingStory and not finish it?"
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4He assembled his multitude of minions, preparing for his next strike. "Tonight! We feast on ze entrails of our enemies! Go forth, my minions! Wreak havoc on Lombard Street!"
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8"OMG WTF LOL BBQ". My subconscious was apparently every bit as inane and hopeless as the rest of the Internet. So I went back to my musing. "Ah, what I wouldn't give for a good