Finished Folds (361—380)
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2its favors just then, and the detonator switch did nothing. The monkey donned a Roman helmet and said "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
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3Still, I persisted. "Stop giggling at FoldingStory, you numbskulls!" I frowned as hard as I could, hoping my bad mood would rub off on my shipmates. Another snicker from the back
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9Whenstilled the nobberheit finalaciously twiggled the squob, Fagan mintaschiousnessly scrobbled his germininiousness behagued the fortiscue. "RESPACKLE MAH AUTHOMITAGE!"
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3I just can't get enough of this stuff. This Ghost-Pepper-Sriracha-Boysenberry syrup is gonna make me rich! RICH, I tells ya! Woohoo!" The publisher then flipped over two tables and
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4I found a knothole and peeked through. Sure enough, the squirrels were whoopin' it up in there, getting drunk off maple syrup. There was even a tiny acorn-shaped pinata. How in the
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3It was like a really bad episode of Dirty Jobs in here! Mike Rowe's got nothing on this place. I hurried back to the caboose and told her to forget the soap - we had to go. NOW.
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3mouth, as it babbled incessantly about her crimes. Her eyes, betraying even her deepest, darkest thoughts. Her bladder, as ... well, we'll leave that one alone for now. Her hair,
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3Just then, his cell phone rings. "Hello?" He frowns as an automated voice on the other end tells him all about President Obama meeting with Cuba's leader. So much for missing the
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0It's the reason the oceans are salty!" The rest of the class laughed uproariously, but Prof. Sperm Whale was not amused. "And where did you hear that, Wrinkle? Wikipedia?"
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9Always eager to push the envelope, Hallmark's greeting card business wasn't worth the paper it was printed on. Judd had to get out of there before he wrote another sappy "Get Well
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3The bus suddenly began traveling at twice the speed of light. And before she knew it, she'd ended up on the other side of the galaxy. So much for today's Oprah taping. She decided
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6this tiny piece of cardboard, which obviously wasn't up to the task of shielding us from the green banana bombs as they flew like boomerangs into the trees and buildings around us.
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5I attempted to call the Homeland Security Rangers, but I made the mistake of abbreviating them to "HSR", then accidentally called HomestarRunner.com instead. That didn't help much.
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1But Stark's subordinates were cooking up their own plan to dispose of the despicable despot. They baked a cake and laced it with a deadly cocktail of hash oil, PCP and Viagra, then
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5was to start giggling like a little schoolgirl on Prom Night. That would keep the aliens guessing just long enough to fire the Atomic Blaster. Could she pull it off? Stay tuned...
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7Well, what did you expect? Any longer than that and we would have had Greedo shooting Han all over again.
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2The final cheer of the game also happened to be a powerful summoning spell, which opened a Hell Gate in the middle of the field. Demons consumed the souls of the team. Game Over.
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12I cannot speak, for I am a carrot! Scene 6: [A hillside begins moving on its own] CLARA: The hills are alive! [hill chases CLARA] And they're out to get me!
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4Hmm.... well, perhaps the world HASN'T ended. Perhaps we only think it has. Perhaps it's what THEY want you to think! *gasp* THEY are controlling us! It's THEM! Quick, think happy
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2But they would rise up, oh yes they would! Rise up against the oppressive leprechauns and their cult of rainbows and pots of gold! They would taste sweet justice! Just you wait!