Finished Folds (361—380)
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4hammered up another piece of soundproofing material. "Honey, don't you think we have enough sound foam up now?" He just yelled back, "What? Speak up!" She sighed, her point proven
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3But I have so many more important things to ponder, like the cure for cancer and ways to solve world hunger. I can't spend all my time figuring out my platform shoes! Why, if I
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1I have this great idea for a new book. It's called "Detective Manatee and the Disco Clowns From Mars." This is gonna be a smash hit! You see, when Detective Manatee finds himself
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6how many times can you slip and crack your head on an ice-skating rink before your brain is just gone? Surprised we're not still landing on the moon for the first time, what with
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2I picked up the phone and ordered another Opportunity Pizza, then waited for the Martian Council to deliver our verdict. Sure enough, the verdict arrived before the pizza.
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4doing their silly nuclear physics experiments in their back yard. We grabbed a camera and filmed their reactor meltdown, and got some good stills of their three-headed dog as well
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4Starfleet uniform! Every time I put it on, I feel just like a Vulcan! It's clearly the most logical choice in your wardrobe. I say, beam me up, Scotty, big boy!" James would never
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3David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Will Win The Presidency: #10: Unlike her male counterparts, she actually grew a pair.
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1Good morning, Jim. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is
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4This story will end after 10 lines.
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3Twilight Sparkle happened upon the scene a short time later. Calmly, she said, "Dear Princess Celestia. With all due respect, WTF???" Applejack helped clean up the anime vixens and
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3him. I wanted to make him see just how much I loved him. How perfect we were together. But it was too late. No matter how pretty and short the skirt, he just wasn't into guys.
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4As if to accentuate the coach's decision, a nuclear bomb destroyed the football field and annihilated both teams, all the spectators, and most of the Eastern Seaboard. Now who's
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5A few hours later, he returned with the heads of kanalu, ethanspeltz, fitzy and kuku1808 stuffed in his backpack. "Now, anyone else want to start a FoldingStory and not finish it?"
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4He assembled his multitude of minions, preparing for his next strike. "Tonight! We feast on ze entrails of our enemies! Go forth, my minions! Wreak havoc on Lombard Street!"
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8"OMG WTF LOL BBQ". My subconscious was apparently every bit as inane and hopeless as the rest of the Internet. So I went back to my musing. "Ah, what I wouldn't give for a good
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2its favors just then, and the detonator switch did nothing. The monkey donned a Roman helmet and said "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
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3Still, I persisted. "Stop giggling at FoldingStory, you numbskulls!" I frowned as hard as I could, hoping my bad mood would rub off on my shipmates. Another snicker from the back
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9Whenstilled the nobberheit finalaciously twiggled the squob, Fagan mintaschiousnessly scrobbled his germininiousness behagued the fortiscue. "RESPACKLE MAH AUTHOMITAGE!"
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3I just can't get enough of this stuff. This Ghost-Pepper-Sriracha-Boysenberry syrup is gonna make me rich! RICH, I tells ya! Woohoo!" The publisher then flipped over two tables and