Finished Folds (661—680)
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2while it certainly has its advantages, is just not as much FUN as shoving half a bagel into your mouth and swallowing it without chewing. Herb decided to copy Herbasaur, something
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5-r fell into the hole and down through a long, dark tunnel into another dimension. A dimension of not only sight and sound but of mind. He saw a signpost up ahead. "Oh great,"
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2her bar mitvah. But that wasn't kosher, and neither were the cookies, despite being laced with fabric softener. Was there ANYTHING she could do to turn the Tide of fate?
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4There once was a man from Nantucket
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6surprise there was a run-on sentence with a dangling participle! My grammar always told me to beware of these - the spells they cast were wicked! The dolphin/octopus plot soon
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5Operation Apocalypse Step 5 of 10: Convince FoldingStory.com to allow folds greater than 180 characters so diabolical plots aren't automatically foiled, like in Step 4.
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3tacos. Then again, since the meat that went INTO those tacos came from the septic system in the basement, those students sure were the ones to talk.
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1furry pelts laid in tatters all over the place, as though the creatures had been blown up by some mystic elemental bomb. Mercury gave off a hearty laugh and pointed his
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4bizarre. "To climb the mountain, one must first ingest the tapeworm." "You must twiggle that which does not wobble, for it shall be your undoing." I think Terry was off his meds.
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5my entire face. I grinned, more or less automatically since it was just my skull there now, and said "My god! You have perfected it! The ultimate biological..." Then I died.
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5the beaver that was chewing on my girlfriend's front door. She just shook her head and said, "Yeah, he does that from time to time." Then I thought to myself, "What a strange world
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5ceremonial Christmas light of the season. He cured cancer. He even understood women. Nothing was beyond his reach! That is, until he
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3-rked if I also recited the Complete Works of John Cleese at the top of my lungs. The staff at the Taco Bell drive-thru didn't appreciate me doing that, and I was summarily banned
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6to which Murray said "Get off my roof! I'm trying to sleep!" Michael Bay went "Oops, sorry" and jumped off Bill's house and right into his pool. If this didn't justify his 9-figure
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4-utan, and then did a triple lutz and a somersault before flying face-first into the DJ booth. The judges held up their signs (I got a 9.3), and the orangutan pressed charges.
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4Sodium hydroxide. Calcium silicate. Bifluorocarbonic acetonide. Triglyceric polycarbonate. Aminooxidase perchlorate. Selenium tetrasulfinomide. Mozzarella cheese.
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5only netted her about ten bucks. And all she heard on the other end of the line was heavy breathing. "Great," she thought to herself. "I sold my soul so I take prank calls for
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2was about the most boring person in the world. Hell would freeze over before he'd crack a joke like that. His jester went on: "This zombie was so old," "HOW OLD WAS IT?"
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3, but he set his sights on the ocean. He knew something was wrong when the ocean parted in front of him, just like it did for Moses, but saying "Eww, get away!" Oh well, at least
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4bear farts in the woods, y'know? Anyway, I found I could just catch up with the Delta Farce videos on YouTube, so it wasn't really that big a deal. My wife, on the other hand,