Finished Folds (681—700)
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6surprise there was a run-on sentence with a dangling participle! My grammar always told me to beware of these - the spells they cast were wicked! The dolphin/octopus plot soon
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5Operation Apocalypse Step 5 of 10: Convince FoldingStory.com to allow folds greater than 180 characters so diabolical plots aren't automatically foiled, like in Step 4.
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3tacos. Then again, since the meat that went INTO those tacos came from the septic system in the basement, those students sure were the ones to talk.
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1furry pelts laid in tatters all over the place, as though the creatures had been blown up by some mystic elemental bomb. Mercury gave off a hearty laugh and pointed his
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4bizarre. "To climb the mountain, one must first ingest the tapeworm." "You must twiggle that which does not wobble, for it shall be your undoing." I think Terry was off his meds.
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5my entire face. I grinned, more or less automatically since it was just my skull there now, and said "My god! You have perfected it! The ultimate biological..." Then I died.
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5the beaver that was chewing on my girlfriend's front door. She just shook her head and said, "Yeah, he does that from time to time." Then I thought to myself, "What a strange world
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5ceremonial Christmas light of the season. He cured cancer. He even understood women. Nothing was beyond his reach! That is, until he
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3-rked if I also recited the Complete Works of John Cleese at the top of my lungs. The staff at the Taco Bell drive-thru didn't appreciate me doing that, and I was summarily banned
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6to which Murray said "Get off my roof! I'm trying to sleep!" Michael Bay went "Oops, sorry" and jumped off Bill's house and right into his pool. If this didn't justify his 9-figure
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4-utan, and then did a triple lutz and a somersault before flying face-first into the DJ booth. The judges held up their signs (I got a 9.3), and the orangutan pressed charges.
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4Sodium hydroxide. Calcium silicate. Bifluorocarbonic acetonide. Triglyceric polycarbonate. Aminooxidase perchlorate. Selenium tetrasulfinomide. Mozzarella cheese.
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5only netted her about ten bucks. And all she heard on the other end of the line was heavy breathing. "Great," she thought to herself. "I sold my soul so I take prank calls for
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2was about the most boring person in the world. Hell would freeze over before he'd crack a joke like that. His jester went on: "This zombie was so old," "HOW OLD WAS IT?"
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3, but he set his sights on the ocean. He knew something was wrong when the ocean parted in front of him, just like it did for Moses, but saying "Eww, get away!" Oh well, at least
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4bear farts in the woods, y'know? Anyway, I found I could just catch up with the Delta Farce videos on YouTube, so it wasn't really that big a deal. My wife, on the other hand,
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4Things to do before I die: 1. See the Northern Lights. 2. Go skydiving. 3. Visit Australia. 4. Win the lottery.
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3the guests instead resorted to magic tricks. The bunny found herself stuffed inside more top hats than you could shake a wand at. Dazed and confused, she wished she had, in fact,
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4cellists wanted to string him up in town square, while the Drummers Union wanted to simply beat him senseless. But the Piper blew them all away, killing them softly with his song
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3" With that, the Emperor executed Order 26, and storm troopers across the galaxy suddenly burst into dance. The Star Wars Christmas Special had been unleashed. We were all doomed.