Finished Folds (761—780)

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  we're cool like that. Yeah! We don't need the end of the world to straighten ourselves out. But since the end of the world is here anyway, mgiht as well do the Time Warp again.

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  2012-09-06 06:16:00

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  fell ill. My colon had an ellipsis, and to punctuate my malady completely, I fell into a comma.

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  2012-09-06 06:11:18

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  and rita

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  2012-09-06 06:08:42

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  a toilet plunger. But his arch-nemesis, Megaspam, had been waiting for him in the bathroom. One quick flush later and the Potatobot was gone. The end.

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  2012-09-06 04:36:47

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  But when I told them to MYOB, they just went LOL and ... HEY! Stop messing with my VCR! .... brb...

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  2012-09-06 04:21:54

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  My incorporeal spirit descended into her brain and dissolved it from the inside with this message: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STUFFING ME FULL OF NECCO WAFERS!"

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  2012-09-06 04:17:20

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  and there IS no second appendix! There's just the one! And so everyone made it out alive, except for the patient. Holy moly, was that ever messy.

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  2012-09-06 04:01:14

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  where he mutated into a giant pink gorilla with curly eyebrows and a handlebar mustache. Or at least, that's what I think I saw before I became sober again.

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  2012-09-06 03:46:32

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  and poured it all over my keyboard, thus making it difficult to twq678t286goulvgjhabla'gd;[aokjg;p9r2;,..z.hnoaagb0b2l,qqololololololololqqqqqqqqqqqblbz.,mgnoz-0=pmnnnnbbbbbbzzzzzz

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  2012-09-05 06:43:03

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  gooshi woo. That's what I called it. It made me feel better in emergency situations, where my normal reaction would be to stick my thumb in my mouth and whimper.

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  2012-09-05 06:39:40

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  Maybe that's why I keep losing. Ohhh, ZING! Take that, you jerks!

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  2012-09-05 06:36:36

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  who had spent too many of his years getting high off of Oxi-Clean and Pine Sol. But it was the kitty litter what ruined him. Good ol' Jonny Cat, stuff would leave a man high and

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  2012-09-05 06:34:05

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  So they turned to Facebook to ask who might have committed the horrible crime. 65 people liked the question, but there were no clues. The little ponies were still stumped.

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  2012-09-05 06:31:56

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  As I gazed lovingly at this woman's posterior, a familiar song began to play in my head. I think it went something like this:

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  2012-09-05 06:29:24

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  No. Indeed, every fold here has been carefully scripted and rehearsed, following a strict formula of sentence construction with such precision that every sentence fits into 180 ch

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  2012-09-05 06:27:55

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  Call me Ishmael.

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  2012-09-05 06:16:05

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  "My boy," said Mr. Wonka, "Nothing counts if it's unintentional!" Then he "accidentally" pushed me into the river of chocolate. "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to send you to your

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  2012-09-05 06:13:21

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  bears. But unfortunately, revenge was not sweet, and soon, nobody cared. And that's how the Charmin Bears won the Great Toilet Paper War of 1978.

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  2012-09-05 06:11:03

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  ing sociopaths, just as sociopaths tend to be. Senator Jones was elated. Never before had he found such a flock of kindred spirits! The sociopaths continued being just as they

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  2012-09-05 06:08:45

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  suddenly warped into a totally different dimension. Then my knee followed, and before I knew it, I was all outta joint. This turned out to be pretty inconvenient as the gibbon

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  2012-09-05 06:05:53