Finished Folds (761—780)

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  "My boy," said Mr. Wonka, "Nothing counts if it's unintentional!" Then he "accidentally" pushed me into the river of chocolate. "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to send you to your

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  bears. But unfortunately, revenge was not sweet, and soon, nobody cared. And that's how the Charmin Bears won the Great Toilet Paper War of 1978.

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  2012-09-05 02:11:03

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  ing sociopaths, just as sociopaths tend to be. Senator Jones was elated. Never before had he found such a flock of kindred spirits! The sociopaths continued being just as they

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  2012-09-05 02:08:45

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  suddenly warped into a totally different dimension. Then my knee followed, and before I knew it, I was all outta joint. This turned out to be pretty inconvenient as the gibbon

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  2012-09-05 02:05:53

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  TEN!

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  2012-09-05 02:04:25

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  Wascross Ingdaline was furious. Why should he have to take care of this girl's retarded kid, huh? It wasn't like he didn't have enough things going on in his own life, right?

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  2012-09-05 02:02:14

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  Thelma failed to notice that the ring had disintegrated into a large vat of mud. Thelma and Sadie went at it there in the muck, fighting for dominance in front of thousands. Oh,

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  2012-09-05 01:57:07

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  Chuck E. Cheese's now? Not that it mattered - even the smallest of them could still beat me at Pac-Man.

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  2012-09-05 01:50:00

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  "I'm sorry," one of them replied. "Could you repeat that, please?"

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  2012-09-05 01:47:10

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  "No," replied the emperor. "I have an even more devious plan for her. Muahaha. Muahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!"

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  2012-09-05 01:45:17

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  a large mushroom that walked slowly toward me, its eyes glaring angrily but blankly into space. Huh, I guess I had seen it before. Oh well.

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  2012-09-05 01:43:15

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  von Munchausen de la Vida Loca Innagottadavita Paralouise Francesca von Martin the Third, Esquire.

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  2012-09-05 01:34:02

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  WHOOSH followed, and then the magma spurted noisily out of the volcano's crater, spewing high into the air like a hundred euphimisms being uttered all at once. My god, it was

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  2012-09-05 01:30:44

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  ...wait, lemme try that again. The lawyer handed him a processor full of sand that resembled Grizzly Adams' voice. No, that's not right either. Um...

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  2012-09-05 01:28:24

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  people who also got high. She gave them a bad name. Paragliders, skydivers, you name it. They used to be the highest of the high, but she had gone too far this time.

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  2012-09-05 01:26:00

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  In fact, the backfire could be heard two miles away, in a quaint little apartment where a man loved a woman, and that woman

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  2012-09-05 01:23:52

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  Unfortunately, it was all caught on the security cameras and posted to YouTube, and soon I showed up on Failblog as the World's Dumbest Shoplifter. Ah well, that's show biz for ya.

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  2012-09-05 01:19:26

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  whole bunch of these things in my garage. Come see my collection sometime! You should especially see the neat little party tricks I can perform with the antelope head. It's a

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  2012-09-05 01:16:10

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  Orange snuck around to the other side of the globe to watch. Nope, no green sun. Just the same old boring daytime that happened every day. Darn.

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  2012-09-05 01:13:57

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  Frank had built an empire on two simple principals: Good speling and proper use of grammar. Unfortunately, it looks like I is not one of his pupils.

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  2012-09-05 01:12:23