Finished Folds (781—800)

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  I mean, how much more corporeal punishment could they take, anyway? Hah! See what I did there?

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  2012-09-05 01:10:21

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  "I was sent here by the Gods," the victim sputtered before collapsing to the floor.

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  2012-09-05 01:09:18

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  he was playing in the big leagues now. Soon, men from all over the world would come to knead his dough, if you know what I mean.

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  2012-09-05 01:07:57

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  chute you've got hanging out your rear? I just noticed that. You might wanna get that looked at.

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  2012-09-05 01:05:16

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  All of the world's problems began billions of years ago with a single belch.

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  2012-09-04 21:06:07

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  the Spelling Bee Champion, who abhorred titles such as "Kumg Fu Panda". He'd missed his calling as an editor.

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  2012-09-04 21:03:35

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  unfathomable by human brains. They could not possibly understand the sea of possibilities. They were out of their depth. They merely surfed the wave of incomprehension until

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  2012-09-04 21:01:35

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  on Three, they marched merrily down the lane, skipping and hopping until they rose high up into the air on a rainbow cloud... wait, don't take me away! I just need my meds! Nooo!

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  2012-09-04 20:58:01

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  French poodle, but instead the mangy mutt mutated into a bizarre, misshapen puddle of goo that gradually engulfed the entire city. It threatened to destroy the planet, but then

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  2012-09-04 20:55:14

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  thwacked her across the head with a frying pan and stuffed her in the trunk of my car, then drove off to Taco Time to get myself some tasty chips and salsa. What happened next is

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  2012-09-04 20:52:10

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  their children, spades after their dogs, hearts and diamonds after their favorite TV shows, and they like to name each individual bingo chip after the Dalai Lama. Don't ask me why

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  2012-09-04 20:49:33

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  rabies. She rushed to the vet's office, but it was already too late. Her

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  2012-09-04 20:46:18

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  This is your brain.

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  2012-09-04 20:44:55

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  like you've been swimming in raw sewage. People don't like that much. Fourth, get yourself a couple of two-by-fours and build a small hut in your back yard. Fifth, throw away

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  2012-09-04 20:43:21

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  they could do all those deliciously naughty things to me like you see in the Japanese anime cartoons. You know, the *BLEEP* and *CENSORED* and where they *BEEEEP* in the *HONK*

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  2012-09-04 19:31:40

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  already gone, so far gone in fact that the hippie didn't even know I'd been there in the first place. My life was so much more fun since I'd learned how to travel at warp ten.

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  2012-09-04 19:15:28

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  to give me all your money when we're done. You won't be needing it where we're going." Judith did a quick check on her Swiss bank account, then steered the spaceship toward

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  2012-09-04 19:11:32

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  silly walk I learned from Monty Python!" He proceeded to bend his knees at odd angles and thrust his toes out with each step, looking for all the world like he was about to

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  2012-09-04 19:09:19

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  trips and falls flat on his face! Right there in the middle of the street, just like that! Can you believe it? And then this other car came along and ran right over him, and

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  2012-09-04 19:06:23

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  way to express her true feelings to her captors. She looked up at them with her soulful eyes, eyes that seemed to say, "

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  2012-09-04 19:03:43