Finished Folds (141—160)
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6ckiness into the final fold of this bird-brained story. My girlfriend died, then rose again, a blinding aura emanating from behind her, until I saw the strings and the stage light.
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2see the ice cream truck hurtling down the street, an angry mob of children running after it. Capra was among them. Raines shook his head. "Weirdest case I've ever investigated."
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2heck off, the intergalactic polar bear decided to try his luck at Roulette. That too would lead to failure, as would the slot machines and the poker table. "Maybe I should go back
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4's farts smell like chemical warfare. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, young man!" Joe Dirt sighed. He was used to this, so he took his kazoo and his stink-bombing dog and went
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4and launched them into space, watching through his Very Large Telescope(TM) and giggling with glee as the cans exploded one by one in the vacuum. The cola boiled away into a fine
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1She figures that kids these days aren't really using their brains anyway, so why not feed them to the zombie hordes now and get it over with? At least it's more honest than
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4Dang it, I had to reboot the Google Translate server again. Remind me in the morning to get the devs to fix that rhyming module.
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4So I hoarded pillows, filling my house with them, stockpiling them so I would be ready for the ultimate pillow fight. When my neighbors declared war, I would be ready. Oh yes.
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2But the vegans revolted, demanding salmon roe and mozzarella cheese. They invaded the stores, they harassed the waitresses, and they totally missed the point of being vegan, all in
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4our little solar panels, that is. But the spirit of Cadmus passed us over, leaving us in our alkaline state, destined to slowly deplete our power until we were to be discarded. Oh,
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3Ruth emerged from the bushes. "I am your worst nightmare." With that, she mowed everyone down in a hail of bullets, including herself. She had been talented to the last.
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4and sparked and fizzled, then shook itself apart with the huge bass drop and wub-wubs that could only come from a bad dubstep song. Our guilty bedsheets were ruined by the digital
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5the bushes. "Go on! Smite him!" So I smote the clerk and dashed inside the Love Academy, not knowing what to expect. As my eyes adjusted to the light, I was shocked by what I saw:
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4As the shadow advanced on the beleaguered armies, a spaceship the size of a small city crashed nearby, blowing everyone off their feet. Soon, a Draenei emerged. "How do you crash a
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7a huge meteor crashed down to the earth, killing everyone instantly. The dog and the lady were both vaporized, but in the afterlife, they were back to normal. No more of this stuff
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4so that he could justify dropping a tactical nuke on the hunter. BOOM, now half the planet is gone. Bambi grinned, knowing the hunter was among those vaporized by his vengeance.
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3or in fact any mouth anywhere. These teeth were so big! (HOW BIG WERE THEY?) Well, let me tell you folks, this guy was about to be impaled on those mighty teeth, when suddenly
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4-case crazy. The explosion had blown off my hair and face paint, revealing the rainbow wig and big red rubber nose underneath. Drat! My cover was blown! I really was a psycho clown
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4engineer, who just sighed unhappily and kept working on the warp drive while Zapp devoured another hot dog. "You know, Kif, the last time I took a shower, I lost to my arch-nemesis