Finished Folds (141—160)
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3Ruth emerged from the bushes. "I am your worst nightmare." With that, she mowed everyone down in a hail of bullets, including herself. She had been talented to the last.
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4and sparked and fizzled, then shook itself apart with the huge bass drop and wub-wubs that could only come from a bad dubstep song. Our guilty bedsheets were ruined by the digital
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5the bushes. "Go on! Smite him!" So I smote the clerk and dashed inside the Love Academy, not knowing what to expect. As my eyes adjusted to the light, I was shocked by what I saw:
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4As the shadow advanced on the beleaguered armies, a spaceship the size of a small city crashed nearby, blowing everyone off their feet. Soon, a Draenei emerged. "How do you crash a
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7a huge meteor crashed down to the earth, killing everyone instantly. The dog and the lady were both vaporized, but in the afterlife, they were back to normal. No more of this stuff
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4so that he could justify dropping a tactical nuke on the hunter. BOOM, now half the planet is gone. Bambi grinned, knowing the hunter was among those vaporized by his vengeance.
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5"Flora Carnivora Sings The Hits", a 2-CD set complete with your favorite songs, like "Get In Mah Pitcher!", "I Snap Shut For You", "Sticky Gooey Passion", and much more. Call now!
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3or in fact any mouth anywhere. These teeth were so big! (HOW BIG WERE THEY?) Well, let me tell you folks, this guy was about to be impaled on those mighty teeth, when suddenly
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4-case crazy. The explosion had blown off my hair and face paint, revealing the rainbow wig and big red rubber nose underneath. Drat! My cover was blown! I really was a psycho clown
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4engineer, who just sighed unhappily and kept working on the warp drive while Zapp devoured another hot dog. "You know, Kif, the last time I took a shower, I lost to my arch-nemesis
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10Nasty Wife #1 suggested I go jump off a cliff. Nasty Wife #2 had already left me for another man more capable of drinking Kool-Aid without burping. Nasty Wife #3, well, she was
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4Not that it mattered anymore, as Elsie was little more than a rapidly-fading memory now. The world would never know how close she was to achieving Warp Ten.
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5-h to be dangerous. Little girls' dreams were nothing to be trifled with. One false move could accidentally summon an Elder God to enslave the entire population. Jimbeau knew he'd
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5just shook his head and belched. "I'll buff that out before I take off," he said as he put on his suspenders and got to work, tearing down the castle in little more than an hour.
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3would show those idiots back at home. I'd prove to them that I was the best, that there was nobody else like me, and ... then I died. Oops.
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7But when he didn't see himself in the mirror, he realized that he was dead. A ghost among the living. And forevermore, he would haunt that house, its inhabitants none the wiser.
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3-at annoyingly, the genie came back to haunt her the next night. "OooOOOoo! Don't you wish you'd used your wishes, little girl?? Now I'm here, and I'm not going awaaaAAAyy! ooOOo!
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8You use PINE for your emails. Yeah, you like expunging your inbox, don't you? Why, I gots a good mind to sudo rm -rf your obsolete ass right out of the kernel, if you get my drift.
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5was a face that seemed to defy all existence. It stared at me, followed my every move, not blinking. It wasn't my face - I could see that too. But the Lily Nails mirror face kept
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3, where they lived ever-so-briefly in aquatic harmony until the overabundance of salt finished them off. As the last one died, he could hear someone playing Taps on the wind.