Finished Folds (61—80)
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2shattered it against the wall. Real men drink out of pint glasses. In that case I'll have a pint he said as his wound stopped bleeding. The bar tender made him a suicide which is a
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1until he realized that he was fresh out of pop tarts. Toasters without pop tarts only have one function. He started to fill up the tub with his favorite bubble bath, Mr Bubble's.
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4she was at Father Joe's Funeral. Squawkers was giving a tear jerking eulogy when the mouse crawled out. Phyllis Deuce had to introduce her mouse with a human brain to the crowd.
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4famous bamboozles before it is too late. Classic Jenson always getting himself into these predicaments. If congress gets wind of this he alone will have to suffer the consequences
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5Squawkers just ordered a T-shirt bragging about how he survived Sharknado. Well, I survived Snow Shark, it may of been an ancient snow beast, but it was a modern killing machine.
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3"Yeah, things could be worse, he could be drinking Natural Lite instead of PBR." said Father Joe who was drinking a craft stout. Hey once you go dark you don't switch back to the
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6pleaded guilty to providing delicious meals inspired by his Giardino d'Italia restaurant at an affordable price since 1928. The USDA complemented his mustache and called it a day.
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6the crowd stayed completely silents. Superfreak? WTF mate. As he started to nervously dance. The front row joined in and started to sing along. It was working, slowly more people
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4Classic Spock. Can't understand why humans love wasting time on trivial things such as emotions and folding stories. Captain Kirk was busy laughing at a recent Squawkers fold where
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1Squawkers. You can't escape a bad name and my name will go down in infamy. I tried to change my name to :-) but that was not allowed. I said it was pronounced Captain Awesome.
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6But how did I know he was working under cover you ask. Well, I'm a double agent, but mainly because I'm friends with Father Joe Handsy who knows the dirt on all the guys in town.
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10Since you read my fold, you are going to die. Now would be a good time to start think about what is next. Maybe chilling with Jesus or Satan. I don't recommend reincarnation,
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6"Umm Ms Jones, I believe you have a platypus in your cabinet." She looked at him and winked. Okay that was not the response he expected. What was a guy to do? So he made a sandwich
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1offering to split a funnel cake. No one should eat a whole by themselves. Then Benji's dad will be surprised when the drunk giraffe is holding a spear gun and has a taste for blood
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3Lunchables are so 90s. How was I supposed to know the kids still love them. What is worse is Brown Bagging is racist in Seattle, so my kid has to call it a sack lunch. This is not
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1events that will lead her to scratch laundry off her list to practice her nun chuck skills in the basement. It was there that Mia walked in on her son watching anime with his pant
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4mascot costume. These days with the internet, kids have it too easy. You can order raccoon mascot heads on amazon and find events on facebook. To think, I used to use peanut butter
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3Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend! Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards, I don't want this
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1She seemed to be a magnet for danger and I'm not going to make it worse. Ever since she switched jobs from being a computer programer to a news reporter, April has needed our help
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2I started across the game board at my 3 opponents.The yellow hippo started back at me, there isn't enough marbles for the both of us. I'm so hungry, let the feeding frenzy begin.