Finished Folds (81—100)
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0into the depths of the galaxy. I must catch the starship trooper before he steals the axe. The blacksmith can't make another one, because my sister isn't a virgin anymore. Squawker
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4Show some respect, I'm not going to lie to a 70-year-old lady. Hey, by that age I'm sure she has heard or done worse. If not, she has a lot of living left to do. So, donkey punch
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5As the guest arrived, we collected their coats and offered them some "innocent" jello. I don't remember the rest, but when I woke up I was she told me that she was only 15 and
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5thing to let the world know how much we love My Little Pony. Once my signs were 20% cooler, I started the Bronie awareness campaign with a bang. The Herd's Friendship is Magic!
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3ed, because I find Irish accents funny. I knew she suffered from Gingervitis, but was shocked when she threw dust in the air and was suddenly dressed like a leprechaun in Mobile AL
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3dish. The celebrity chef showdown was getting intense, but as I always say, If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. BAM! Chef Emeril Lagasse dominates again, bitches!
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2Hey, don't knock it until you try it. In my opinion, if you've never experienced the feeling of nuts falling off, you haven't lived. Anyway all that stroking was the most exercise
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3t thing when he killed the hamster. I think he was disappointed that there wasn't a squeaky toy inside. It was awkward driving my Kia Soul to the pet cemetery to bury the hamster.
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2y piece of life advice. My dog, Peanut said "Maybe instead of going on yet another late night taco run you could stay home & finish that novel." I was surprised to hear Peanut talk
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7you hurt your eye? Squawkers replied, "Wow your story sounds painful, and another reason not to get a dog. Anyway I never hurt my eye, I just wear my eye patch for style points."
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0Some people might say we're an odd family, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Well maybe it would be nice if Father Joe didn't video tape. I get nervous in front of cameras
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1banana flavored! this is my all time favorite, thank you so much for letting me suck on your Popsicle. Nothing quite compares after a long summer day of playing four square with
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4shoulder and fired my rocket launcher into the crowd. "Surprise this." I said. That will teach them to surprise me. Julia still wanted me to blow, but I wasn't in the mood anymore.
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8as reining Queen of Bingo, everyone knew to give her space. As she neared another victory during the final cover all, she would swing her arms in prayer. Lord Jesus give me a B5!!!
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5job, where they couldn't fold all day, this website would fall apart. Thank God for the internet. Sorry I get side tracked from the rainbow pills I had for breakfast. The best fold
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5would cause a HR to red flag me. Then I started complaining about a wedding I attended where a baby was the best man. He really needed to practice that speech first. Maybe add in
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5give up their lunch money. Sea Bullying is out of control. Sharks have a bad rap thanks to Hollywood and tornadoes, which is why we need awareness for real bullies like seal lions
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3Last week I judged a Burger Competition. My least favorite was a new burger made from cow stem cells. It really lacked the satisfaction I get from knowing an animal was slaughtered
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9after gaining some respect from the transgender community. With Satan and Pat on board, the evil plan was ready to be set into motion. Nothing can stop Dr Angry Pants now! Muhahaha
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0encourage inappropriate comments. First red flag was for insensitivity towards homosexuals, but then Captain Awesome begged for the HR red flag with his lack of sympathy for spouse