Finished Folds (41—60)
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3ts. It was a big deal, because when I got to the airport I put on my furry costume to avoid the extra bag fees. TSA agents made me remove my Droppy Dog head to check my passport,
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3zoo and then she tells me to dress up like a panda afterwards. At least I still get to wear my boots to bed, but it is hot in the furry suit. My wife could have worse fetishes like
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4Squawkers looked upset and sighed "I think hell just froze over, because the unimaginable just happened. It must be the end of the world. Nannerpuss no longer likes Pancakes."
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3She asked me if I folded any good stories lately. I paused to think about it. Farted. Thought some more. Grabbed us some beers. Then said yeah, it was no Squawkers, but I did fold
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5Solid reasoning, but I love Jack more than Captain Crunch and I'm looking good. A few hours from now I'll be the new Mrs. Squat Thrust and it's not like marriage is forever or
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4gone as soon as my brother punched my in the balls. WTF dude, what was that for? That is for stealing my stash and talking about crazy fly world. Brothers are worst sometimes
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4through his penis when he urinated. Bill told Steven to go see a doctor and get that checked out. Steven had another plan in mind, he stopped drinking any form of fluid, which hurt
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3teleported to heaven, gave Jesus a high five and then back home to smack my mom in her face. She said It was my turn to make dinner, so I teleported to Maine for some fresh lobster
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6in flames. Well this isn't going to end well for anyone. Ernie tried to run away, but his wingtips weren't cutting it. KABOOM! The truck exploded and that is how he lost his legs.
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5doorbell rang. OMG! I'm not dressed for company. I was hoping for a slutty night alone with Oreos. I put on a robe to answer the door. Its David Hasselhoff!!! Ok i must be dreaming
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3Who can it be knocking at my door? He said "Police" ...Police? "Police who?", I replied. "Police hurry up, and let me inside." I opened the door and Ramrod Dank was standing there.
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8saw where this was going, but if he expects me to swallow, or get any for that matter, he better buy me more than meat pizza. The only way I'm going home with him is if he offers
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7Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, but once you're finished. Well you've got a good story about regret
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2Oak Brook, IL. Odd location to start world domination? Not if your plan involves poisoning a billion people in a day. MUHAHAHA Her brother KickAssMuthaFucka was one sick clown! She
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8With SlimWhitman down for the count, PurpleProf could fold on the story. She was unstoppable until MangoMania entered the fold. Let me guess he wrote something about Squawkers agai
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2was like Bono's guitar was birth to an octopus. I felt bad for the Edge, because 6th dimension creatures always have a craving that only tools can satisfy. He didn't stand a chance
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2could capture so many bank robbers. Billybob was given the Badass Badge, the highest honor amongst us cops. I suspect he was knocking back some serious Gym Candy due to his increas
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2er. Children were nestled all snug in the womb, with visions of birth and very large boobs. Mama in her maternity clothes was making clatter. 50 Cent arose to see whats the matter.
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8and he couldn't contain his excitement at the rose ceremony, when the Bachelorette said his name. Squire Jojo will you except this rose? He did a back flip with an erection as he
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5SOUNDS LIKE THE START OF A PORNO! Nate's face got red and he said, "Wait you thought I was telling a ghost story? hahaha no I was telling you the story of how I lost my virginity."