Finished Folds (181—200)
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3Barney Ross is approached by CIA man Church, who wants him and his guns for hire to go to the former Soviet Union to retrieve something that was on a plane that crashed.
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7When I looked through the new hole in my apt wall I saw my neighbor chocking on the floor covered with Swedish Fish. I tried the Heimlich maneuver, but the Swedish fish was stuck
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5I actually have a vest that would fit him. Originally I purchased it for Squawkers before I learned he didn't like argyle. I can't wait to get little Harrison Ford into his vest
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3oop all over their freshly cleaned carpet. The reincarnation guardians only got frustrated with me after the 108th time, but that was more due to me singing Friday by Rebecca Black
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3He replied "Well sir, I only ask because you're wearing a kangaroo costume in a movie theater and Kangaroo Jack premiered 10 years ago. The year is 2013." I know I took my meds, so
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3tead. Chuck E Cheeses is so accommodating for large parties of 8 or more that Chuck E himself served the Crumpet Lovers Society their large cheese pizzas and gave out free tokens.
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5mostly due to the overall bloodiness of the situation. I rushed to the toilet and was able to complete all the levels in Angry Birds before the food made it out of my system.
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1grape soda and started to sing all of Micheal Jackson's greatest hits. As the horse moon walked through the woods, the drunk magical rabbit stumbled by and started to yell at the
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1The office was shocked when the vice president of pizza college gave her 3 weeks notice today. The statistician started to cry, because her awesomeness is 100% irreplaceable.
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1I'm not Bob! well who are you? David, Paul, Erica, Betsy Elizabeth, Kathy, Doryjane, Anne, Terence, John, Keverlee, Jenifer, Frances, Bonnie? Worst guess who game ever.
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3Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.
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3monkey hidden in my right pant leg. "Let me buy a fellow monkey smuggler a drink", he offered. "I'll take a gin and tonic, just don't smuggle it in your pants." I said with a wink.
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5lot. Apparently zoosexual activity is illegal in 47 states and a felony in South Carolina. The police wanted to take me in for questioning, so I requested furry handcuffs, which
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7recruited my crazy buddy who loves green bananas. I said "You must help me plot revenge on a Professor in South Carolina who has my bedazzled frog purse." He knew just what to do,
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3es. They may have survived if the song wasn't the extended club remix and if she hadn't binge ate earlier at Bean Fest. Moral of the story: Ignore fashion and wear a gas mask.
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4the guys who were up to no good. But then I got in one little fight and my mom scared, she said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I wh, well you know the rest
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5and it was the type of hunger only 10 Doritos loco tacos could satisfy. I called a cab, because with this taco craving, I was in no condition to drive and while I waited outside a
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5big hats eh. The conclave must of enjoyed my donuts. My first order of business as Pope will be to change mass so all Catholics have to pray for a Canucks Championship season.
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1they chanted 10.9.8.7 and I panicked shoving the last cracker in my dry mouth. With no time left I coughed up cracker dust all over my friends. I got the reputation that I don't
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5ed GoGo McButterpants to do start CPR, but was having trouble giving mouth to mouth to my seeing eye dog. I called out for someone to call 911 as I pumped on the bitch's heart.