Finished Folds (101—120)
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3TV. He loves Animal Planet, especially Meercat Manor.
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3The man behind the count passed me the bill. "$500?!" I yelled. You have got to be kidding me! I didn't 'have that kind of money to spend on a hamster burial. I turned around and
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0I didn't want to reveal the REAL reason for the assless chaps, so when they saw me I just started to shimmy around the room finally striking a pose and yelled, "Chippendales!"
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5This is crazy. Squawkers is obviously not trust worthy. He'll probably find a way to use this to blackmail me some day. There was noting for it but the fake blind parrot must
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1He decided that he needed to give up his relationship repelling vices and be his own man. No more Maalox, no more pop rocks, just clean living from now on.
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5"There is nothing quite as satisfying as a hot cup of coffee and a thick slice of warm banana bread, " he mumbled around the large bite in his mouth. She smiled and kissed him.
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8Unfortunately his atoll had not poodles in need of training or any dogs whatsoever for that matter. He was flat broke and sick of coconuts. Time for another name change, I will be
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5evening. I coughed and gave him a scowl. George just smiled and flicked an ash on the ground at my feet. He clearly didn't care that his second hand smoke was
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4te them. Them being dead and gone for more then a year should not be a deterrent to getting a bounty paid. The Mason Gang was worth more alive then dead it seemed. He began the ri
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5I looked up and could see the drops falling through the light of the street lamp. I was about to walk away when I heard a scream from the alley. I turned around and saw
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4Their breath alone was enough to make someone puke, much less actually licking you on the face. Ugh! Yes, the "kissing bandit" sea lions had to go! Now, we just need to come up
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6more groceries into the bag. The checker rolled her eyes, " You are such tool, Ted." Ted, smiled his slimiest smiled. "It works out more times then you'd think' , he said with a
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2ffering Vegemite sandwiches to the patients. Her foot steps left a disgusting brown residue on the shiny waxed floors. This can't be sanitary, I thought. I picked up the bucket
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3left a big legal mess to deal with, but the Sotheby's auction would bring in the needed cash to deal with the lawyers and greedy in-laws. If only he could keep Monroe's Oolong f
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4like a puss filled wound. God, his head hurt. The low ceiling in this place was really doing a number on him. All the stooping was making his back ache as well. He just needed
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4he could do to make Elisa understand. "It's a guy thing I guess," Shug said. "Why do girls always have to link sex and love?" Elisa look around for something else to throw at him
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7glinted softly in the light cast by the open oven door. Mr. Tomato smiled sadly and turned away. She lay the fork down gently as Mr Potato took her hand and kissed her passionately
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4"The red hair is not the problem, Miss" said the Doc. "Your husband is just a lout, with horrible hygiene and disgusting personal habits." Damn, she thought, now what would she d
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6which stung their eyes. Why the hell did they decide to vacation in Tijuana anyway? The city was dirty and dangerous. "Let just try not to get shot on are way back to the hotel.
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2"God! I freaking HATE this school!", she snarled. Angela's teeth were clenched she was gripping my pencil like she wanted to stab me next. "Don't look at me like that, I'm not th