Finished Folds (81—100)
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4All the girls just "loved" Superman, while HE could barely get a date. He thought the ladies would fall all over him in his Drum Major uniform but they mostly just pointed at hi
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1agged into the air. Ken held on as the dragon lifted him skyward. He knew dragon hunting was dangerous but this was getting ridiculous. How we he going to
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5They said it couldn't be done. Anteaters are to stupid to learn tricks they said. But this albino wasn't about to let a bunch of negative nancys rain on his parade, no sir. First
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2Trying to dig in the hard dirt was impossible. I looked around for a sturdy stick or something. Maybe I could just pile rocks on top of Devin, but the police dogs would find the bo
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2just get drunk and watch football. Trying to get any advice out of dad is like trying to bail out a boat with a leaky bucket. I'm so glad when its time to leave, but before i can
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4wandering all over the place. STOP IT! Concentrate you fool. I shook my head trying to clear it, the garbage and dumpsters in the alley swimming in my vision. I must
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2of the Holy Order of Lustythoughts. My secrets would be safe for the time being. I would bide my time until the moment was ripe to reveal myself to the world once again.
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5He was impressed by the bird's dance repertoire. He could really cut a rug! "I wounder if he would be willing to take his act on the road?" mused Magillicutty.
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7motor oil, ruining it. I gave Dr Mertz an irritated look. He rolled his eyes and tapped the can with the toe of his shoe moving it a few inches, but the damage was done. God, I h
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4Trouser parties are really the only kind I like to attend. I just love the word "trousers". It makes pants sound so
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8neck I always say. I ducked into Wimpy's and ordered a double with extra ketchup. I figured i could use that as an excuse if I managed to get blood on me clothes during the job.
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4Even when you tried to sneak a new spice or two into their bland "comfort food" recipes you got grief. "It's OK, but I like the regular way better" they would say. Well screw that
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4Dude 2.0. Everyone wanted to work with me. I got calls from Usher, Madonna, Taylor Swift and even Cher. I was making so much money I didn't know what do with it all so I bought a
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4o to another. Even Mendez's charm was not enough to keep them from landing in jail after Finnegan's last screw-up mis-translating, "Hey baby can I buy you a drink?" into
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2him on the way down. By the time he reached the bottom he was pretty scraped up. "I"m to old of this shit, " he said with a groan. He clicked on his flashlight and looked around.
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2round and round. Toddlers were running wild and the mom gave me a look. I had to salvage the situation somehow, so I sat down w/ my accordion & became sing that old children's tune
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4which was waterproofing she would need if she had any chance of swimming across the English channel. Next on the list was finding a reliable supply of
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3Only he could combine such strange ingredients and produce something delicious. In the hands of a lesser man it would be a dish only suitable to feed contestants on Fear Factor.
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248th Annual Clown Convention. His pale ghostly complexion drawing little notice in the sea of white grease painted faces. He began to
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9had gone to the wrong house. Billy's mother hadn't ordered pizza, but when the tiny squire showed up on the doorstep with her favorite (pineapple w/extra anchovies) she knew fate