Finished Folds (21—40)
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5thru the tear in spacetime &grabbed the TV remote. "I was watching that!" screeched the 5yo physicist as the gnarled finger changed the channel. An equally gnarly head appeared an
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4gurgling and rumbling. Oh Shit, I thought, then laughed a little bit at my use of that particular expletive. IBS while stuck upside down on a roller coaster? Things were about to
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4-e. He looked at me for a long moment then wrote a big fat D- on my report card. I guess I shouldn't have called him an asshole regardless off the preceding sentiment. Now what?
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6sat on the plate at Ronnie's elbow. Ronnie sipped his diet coke & smirked at me. "Eat your cookie, dear, your thighs can take it." I said. But in my head I changed DIE! DIE! DIE!
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4-boyfriend. He was shocked as as the odious contents of the well seasoned portopotty dumped on his head. He sputtering and stumbling around he knocked over the
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6harvest some lard. I needed to fashion some goggles to project my eyes from the chemicals. I used clear plastic wrap around my head and hoped I wouldn't get mistaken for a
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4mins of fame but Zappa's zombies just made him look old fashioned & "square". He reflected for a moment on what a great band name that'd be. Maybe that was the direction to go? B
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7to wonder if there was more to life. He hit the supermarket & instead of consuming more fruit he picked up whipping cream, sugar and walnuts. He was evolving into the Waldorf Sta
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2Annie became concerned "Hey mister shark, lets be friends" she yelled. She had a way with animals. She needed to find Jack so they could get back to the mission at hand helping M
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5showered consistently. That was an important but sometimes over looked trait in fur suit enthusiasts . He surveyed the crowd of furry friends and thought "I have come home."
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4rich old ladies with cable TV and an addiction to the Home Shopping Network. At $10 per calendar McNulty is not making enough $ to cover his rent much less the upkeep on his
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5s & just another reason to add to the list of why I prefer to date robots. They are always on time, always polite, maybe not great conversationalists but the dont judge you either
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4But producing an off-Broadway show was no easy task especially with lawsuits starting to roll in from the other shows we were plagiarizing. The guys from Stomp were particularly me
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5compelled him to do "just one more". Days passed, no work was getting done, the lawn needed to be mowed, the dogs nails needed clipping but his whole life was spent folding story
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4Kang the Merciless slapped his forehead. HOW could he have forgotten the MINIONS?! World domination would be difficult without troops. Think, think! he thought. Perhaps he could
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6I shut my little cockroach eyes as the lamp was suddenly turn on again. That's it! I thought. This means war! That old lady wasnt going to know what hit her! Time to unleash
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4stirred the people to even higher levels of action. Anywhere the mobs encountered road workers they would ply them with alcohol & YouTube videos. Soon all road repairs ceased and
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5The monks fell into fighting stances, snicker doodles poised. Injun Joe, realizing he was out matched turned to run only to find a Know block. To hell with it he thought and rai
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4most raw hamburger instead of the salty stickiness of his nose apples. "Ouch!" yelled the disguised booger posers. The boy screamed and ran from the room. Their disguises blown the
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3the mayor's left ear. Even so he will most likely turn by morning. London needed a hero, someone to show these zombies who's boss. Someone like